you are a bodyworm

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

i do accomodate people with disabilities when they collect my pages btw

thank you Slenderman! can I wear earplugs? the static is a bit overstimulating

yes you can 👍

I love you Slenderman. can you kill my boss.

i love you too and i cant leave my forest but if you send your boss over to me i can probably arrange something

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card