A kobold finds an old rusted helmet, and has a feeling he's being watched

if i look back, i am lost

gracie abrams
occasionally subtle
Claire Keane
Cosmic Funnies

Andulka
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr

Kiana Khansmith
taylor price
noise dept.
macklin celebrini has autism
Mike Driver
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Xuebing Du

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A kobold finds an old rusted helmet, and has a feeling he's being watched

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wow comic anthology first draft
The music in water levels:
The music in snowy levels:
Don’t forget the desert levels
The haunted house level:
Every Spyro Level
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
Do not like
Keep. Reblogging.
If we reblog enough we could save it
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I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.
it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei
Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

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This is ruining me I can't breathe
Might have to discontinue EU shipping
If you have been following artistsa who own online stores you may have heard of the New EU Packaging and Packaging Waste Regulations coming to effect next week.
This is to protect the customer and reduce waste, but the cost to small businesses is immense as the new regulation requires ALL who ship goods they have sold to EU countries.
Why is this such a big blow? Because you have to pay a fee to every single country that you ship to. The annual fee is at least a hundred euros. Per country.
I don't think I have a single country that makes it worth for me to get on board of this so unfortunately, unless I find something good, I will have to stop shipping to EU countries (minus Finland).
Which is ironic because I'm currently trying to get back on board with shipping to the US.
Small businesses just can't win.
So yeah. Shop while you still can.
I will try to work things out but at the moment I'm swamped so if there is anything you have been eyeing in my shop, get it now.
I'm really sorry.
this is so lynchian
this is so cute
me and the girlies losing our boundaries and coalescing after one iddly widdly bong rip
I can go.
I can speak.
I can hear.
I can see.
Who are you?
I am you.
I can jump.
I can swim.
This is fun.
I am you.
You are me.
Who are we?
Who are you?
I am Sylvia.
I am Sylvia.
I am Sylvia.
I am Sylvia.
I am Sylvia.
I am Sylvia.
You are Sylvia?
Yes that’s right.
Litany of Troubleshooting
We check the power cord, for from the Omnissiah we draw strength and wisdom!
We confirm that the blessed power switch is in the on position, for only when our minds are opened do we receive Your gifts!
We reboot the sacred cogitator, for Thy wisdom demands we rededicate ourselves to the guidance of the Omnissiah!
We bow our heads, striking our foreheads with our palms, for we are unworthy of your divine wisdom!
We clear the cache, for true sight demands an unhindered mind!
We enter the terminal input modes and perform the rites of reconfiguration upon the wayward Graphical Data Manager, for your servants must be returned to the path!
We strike our foreheads once more, for thy rebuke is stern!
We reset the Administrator Authority, for the authority has been given unto us through divine will!
We curse the Adept who made this machine, for the Omnissiah abhors incompetence!
We boot in safe mode, for we are safe in thy mechanical embrace!
We configure a new boot disk, for through the revelations of the Omnissiah are we guided to perfection!
We reboot the system once more, for we must allow thy revelations to work in our minds!
We re-install the sacred operating system, for thy revelations can only improve upon the imperfect machine!
We undertake the rituals of compilation, pacing about and muttering swear words of devotion, burning sacred tobacco incense, breathing in its relaxing fume, for thy works are many and take some time to complete!
We offer our minds in prayer as we boot up the cogitator, for clearly the cogitator needs divine intervention for its continued proper function!
At long last, we offer praises unto thee upon the completion of the rites of troubleshooting, singing “Omnissiah-dammit, that took for-fucking-ever!”
Random Éowyn with Eorl the Young above her 🐎

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Some major European/Mediterranean rulers in the year 1000 (with ages for perspective)!
I put this together for my 1000th post on my instagram sketch account, and I am very proud of it. Also very happy that I finally feel comfortable enough in my knowledge of clothing to draw figures from the Islamic world!
The lineup: Almanzor (62), hajib of Córdoba (the Caliph Hisham II was a puppet); Robert II of France (28); Richard II of Normandy (20); Aethelred II of England (32); Kenneth III of Scotland (40); Olaf I Tryggvason of Norway (36); Svein Forkbeard of Denmark (40)
Holy Roman Emperor Otto III (20); Bolesław I of Poland (33); Grand Prince Vladimir (or Volodymyr) I of Kyiv (42); Stephen I of Hungary (25); Byzantine Emperors Basil II (42) and Constantine VIII (40); al-Hakim bi-Amr Allah (15), Caliph of Fatimid Egypt
This is literally what people are talking about when they say AI will be used to mainstream widely held bigotry. LLMs are trained on frequency and probability -> straight relationships are more well represented in the dataset -> straight pronouns and terms become the "correct" normal.
This is a form of backdoor bigotry from both normative facts (there are more straight than gay relationships) and well represented bigoted beliefs (men are superior to women).
Combine this with the mass of people inclined to believe (and being encouraged to believe) that if AI says and does something it must be correct
my attempts to grow poppies for drying&crafting purposes failed for the summer, but i got some pods from my partner's mom's garden. used them to make this probably-undead lady.
A few weeks ago one of my historical pet peeves was activated when I heard about a new Robin Hood movie that takes the groundbreaking, unprecedented, bold and visionary step of suggesting that the Middle Ages were a time of brutality, cynicism, and lawlessness.
Sarcasm alert. Everything I've heard about this movie sounds like it was created specifically to annoy me, so I'm going to try to ignore it and just talk about my pet peeve, which is this pop culture myth that the medieval period was particularly filthy, brutal, misogynistic and lawless.
Which is simply not the truth, and here's a true story from 1348 that shows the real Middle Ages.
We know this story because it's a very important moment in the development of common law - that is, the facts and the conclusion of the story were written down and became the basis for how similar cases would be decided long into the future. This 1348 judicial decision (citation: I de S et Uxor v W de S (1348) yb 22 edw iii f 99) is still read by law students today when studying the tort (or wrong) of assault. That's nearly seven hundred years of judges and lawyers looking back at a medieval judicial decision and saying, "Yes! That was a good and just decision!"
To set the stage, it's the 1300s - a century famous for the Black Death, the Hundred Years' War, the Peasants' Revolt, and the Babylonian Captivity of the Church that saw the papacy moved to the French town of Avignon as puppets of the French monarchcy. But that's not the only thing that happens in the 1300s. This century also sees the publication of Dante's Divine Comedy; the Clockwork Revolution in which intricately designed clocks tracked everything from the hours of the day (which were measured in variable lengths) to the phases of the moon and the Sun's path through the zodiac; the creation of gorgeous books of hours and tapestries; the career of Christine de Pizan, the first woman known to have made a living from her pen; the writing of Geoffrey Chaucer and the radical social and religious reforms proposed by John Wyclif and his followers.
About the middle of this century a man known to history as W de S came in the night to the house of I de S and M, his wife, looking to buy some wine. The door to the taven was closed, so W pounded on the door with a hatchet, which he had in his hand. At this, M, the tavern-keeper's wife, put her head out the window and told him to stop. W responded by throwing the hatchet at M, narrowly missing her.
The tavern-keeper and his wife, contrary to what pop culture will tell you, responded exactly the way a couple of pub owners might respond today: they took the offender to court and argued that W had made an assault on M. W argued, in response, that he had committed no crime because the hatchet had not in fact struck M.
You might now be thinking that of course W would have won the case, since no actual physical harm was done to the woman he'd attacked. But you would be wrong! The judge in the case declared that the assault itself was harmful, and that W was liable to pay compensation for the fright he had caused M.
"Ever since then," states my old Torts textbook, "the tort of assault has extended protection to a person's right to be free of emotional disturbance brought about by intentional threats of physical violence."
Law did exist in the middle ages. Women, as well as men, could expect to be protected by the law from assault. And not only physical, but even emotional damages could be awarded for assault...all the way back in 1348.
It wasn't a perfect time, but it was far from the callous brutality depicted on our movie screens.
Someone in the comments made a reply of "But they had witch-burnings until the 1600s in some places".
And like... really? That's your take away from this very damn good and well cited post that basically set a precedent in law?
It would be like if there was a large post talking about the progress of science and freedom of religion in the modern period and someone brings up the Jonestown mass-suicide.
Oh Lord, I've been over this before, I can't believe we're doing this again.
Witch hunts were NOT a medieval phenomenon. They largely took place between the mid-1400s and the late 1600s, therefore falling squarely into the Renaissance. So a better analogy would be some smartalec trying to bring up, I don't know, the 1960s sexual revolution in a discussion of Victorian mores.
dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm
this is why you shouldn't swear

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Collection of my art of dad James McCloud and toddler Fox :)
She's being so big and brave.
The long awaited sequel.