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Ok but WTAF is this
This was wonderful from begin to end and made me laugh out loud for real.
Me too! Especially the last 30 seconds.
Matched in brilliance only by its strangeness.
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The Dad
Ok but WTAF is this
This was wonderful from begin to end and made me laugh out loud for real.
Me too! Especially the last 30 seconds.
Matched in brilliance only by its strangeness.

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If Uno was an Anime
Why isn’t Uno an anime though.
I had a game of uno last 6 hours once.
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Moby: I love this. From Animal Legal Defense Fund
So cute, little pupper doo advertising his firm.
I would love to see a show where Thor and Captain America share an apartment and just go through normal life in 21st century America. It would be hilarious.
Mid-way through typing this I realized that's just one Hulk short of the Justice Friends.

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@ultramarineblues asked: What if… someone actually threw Erebus an Kor Phaeron through an airlock, as they deserved ? :D
It was an accident. Everyone even peripherally involved with The Incident, from the tech-priestess overseeing the work of constructor-servitors on the far side of the docking bay, to the Remembrancers, there to witness the arrival of
the envoys from the XVII Legion, agreed that it was just a freak accident.
The two Rememberancers, who’d been in close proximity to The Incident, were so frightened they could barely recount the events. The taller of the two, a woman with a set of aerophones and an odd cat that rode everywhere on her shoulders – insisted that there had been no negligence. She saw the servitor trip, beginning the tragic turn of events.
The other Remembrancer, shorter than her friend, with ink-stained hands, with red flecks of paint in her hair, swore that without the Techmarine’s swift action, everyone in the airlock would have died.
The Tech-Priestess, though she was inconsolable about the loss of the Thunderhawk and the irreparably damaged machine spirits of the Word Bearer’s armor, provided a stack of datafiles when asked. The servitor whose clumsiness started the Incident was known to be suboptimal, and she had filed numerous reports about it.
After examining the Tech-Priestess’s reports, surveillance-vids in the docking bay and the helmet-scans of the honor guard, the story came out, bit by bit.
When the Word Bearer’s Thunderhawks landed in the docking bay, the Tech-Priestess was by the far wall, overseeing servitors as they unloaded ammunition boxes from a cargo scow and working on rewiring a section of the landing bay’s cabling. The honor guard, mostly Luna Wolves, but with a handful of others – an Imperial Fist Captain and a Techmarine, and a Blood Angel Apothecary, stood near the center of the bay, accompanied by the two Remembrancers.
As the Word Bearers filled from their Thunderhawk, one of the servitors stumbled, dropping the ammunition crate it carried. There must have been a defective shell in the box, because there was a deep pop and the crate began smoking. Immediately recognizing that the Machine Spirits were lethally offended, the Tech-Priestess scrambled backward, mechanodendrites flailing in distress. Within seconds, the rest of the shells in the crate began cooking off, accompanied by billows of greasy black smoke that indicated a heavy metal fire.
The automated safety systems within the loading bay, controlled by always irascible Machine Spirits, became offended by the smoke, and initiated the venting procedures. The voidshield that made up the far wall of the docking bay, flickered then collapsed inward on itself like a popped bubble. The Techmarine, recognizing the danger - with the shield down, every unaugment in the bay would die and everything unsecured would be lost to the void – lunged for a nearby control panel and slammed his hand down on a emergency toggle, activating a stasis bubble that encompassed most of the bay.
That was when the testimony of the observers, and the vid of the surveillance cams cut off, and when the real trouble started. The abrupt surge of power through the exposed wiring that the Tech-Priestess had been working on, and the damage caused by the intense heat of the shells cooking off, infuriated the Machine Spirits. Half the bay went up in sparking blue-white electrical flames.
The atmosphere dump, then the explosion shoved the Word Bearer’s ship, along with the parade-assembled Word Bearers right out of the airlock.
Desperate to help, the Blood Angel Apothecary, and Imperial Fist Captain immediately helmeted and entered the void to retrieve their endangered Battle Brothers. With the sus-an membranes, and fully-inflated multi-lungs, the Word Bearers would survive the cold of the void long enough to be recovered.
To the Apthecary’s profound grief, Erebus was grievously wounded in the explosion. Unhelmeted, he’d been flung headfirst against the wing of the Thunderhawk, injuring him too much for the sus-an membrane to form. Truly, the explosion must have had horrific force – when Erebus’ body was recovered, it looked as though someone had taken a chainsword to the First Chaplain’s face. Kor Phaeron faired no better. Between the sudden vacuum, the explosion then the freezing touch of the void, the containment chamber in the power reactor of his armor blew. Clearly, the Tech-Priests of the XVII had failed to properly inspect his wargear. Astartes’ armor was built to withstand hard vacuum with a minimum of stress on the system. It was not intended to fail with the kind of catastrophic explosion that resembled a direct strike by a power fist.
It was an accident, and every survivor in the bay swore it so.
I ain’t seen shit.
I wonder if Warhammer 40k is about to pull its own end times or something similar. The 13th Company of the Space Wolves is returning in lore/the Wulfen are getting models. Space Wolf lore has it when this happens its the start of the end times and that Leman Russ himself will return.
RIP
The Blood Angels have also found a cure for the Flaw, although I’d imagine it will take some time to develop it and deliver it to their successors.
They’re also about to be invaded by the Tyranids We’ll see if they do better than the Ultramarines.
McNeill did say something about having had a brain child for End Times 40k.
And what with how AoS now has lore and rules in separate books (check out Grand Alliance chaos, 300 pages of awesome that is cheaper by far than a 40k codex) seems to indicate the future for 40k.
And I for one welcome our new alien overlords.
40k needs a serious shake up.
And then there’s that ominous mention of the Horus Heresy book series running to it’s end
It’ll be all right, if it sucks we can always hole up here in denial that anything happened and make AU fics.
This is literally why the Retirement AU is a thing, oh my god.
I'd love for them to explore the Age of Apostasy and the Nova Terra Interregnum more than the Time of Ending, really. So much civil war in the Imperium with the pro- and anti-Vandire factions, regrettably no Tau representation but the slit-faces don't need it, and it would be a great segue into new Sororitas plastics (looking at you, @actuallyasisterofbattle) and possibly some Frateris Templar or even a Codex: Adeptus Ministorum! Open war between the chapters of the Adeptus Astartes! Inquisition forces assaulting Fenris! What's not to love?
Mark Sheppard's (Supernatural's Crowley) occupation is listed as "King of Hell" on his Wikipedia page.
what the fuck is the moral of the three little pigs, anyhow. people without access to the best materials are going to die? familial bonds mean nothing in the face of an impending crisis? wolves are dicks and pigs are stupid? i have no fucking clue
Well the moral’s supposed to be that hard work is rewarding, but that doesn’t always happen in the real world.
I’m not sure building a house of bricks is necessarily easier than building a house of straw or sticks, though, depending on the pigs’ skills and know-how. Did the brick-laying pig have access to heavier machinery than the other two? What are the comparative costs of the three houses?
Alternative moral: wolves are ill-suited to hunting in an urban environment.
Those are all excellent questions.
“Sticks and Bricks: A Comparative Analysis of Porcine Engineering, 1620-1781“
“[Vegan 30/45] I hope your power runs out.”
“[FAILED] thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry”
"[Vegan 54/45] I hope your power runs out."
"[SUCCESS] That's fuckin' nice and all but - oh my god THE CONTAINMENT FIELDS ARE FAILING! GET THE SHOTGUN!"

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Librarians, man. Can't live with 'em, can't execute 'em until they start showing signs of possession.
Every year, Games Workshop could give Bioware or CD Projekt RED the Eisenhorn license.
Every year, they do not.
that is all
will 2016 be the year? the answer is no
the answer is always no
but we reblog again, with hope
I need more Eisenhorn in my life and so do you and if you disagree you’re a liar. Everyone needs Eisenhorn.
Keep in mind the current Eisenhorn game in development was going to be purely a mobile game. Also it’s been handed to a developer who’s published only one game before ._.
And worst of all, it’s IOS only….
…(shout out to all my straight 40k followers for following my gay ass blog)…
I’m a raging lesbian, it’s all good.
I’m bi and a 40k blog, everything works out.
Devout bisexual here.
[deranged laughter]
Totes not straight, yo. For the past three weeks I’ve had at least one dream where a Space Marine (Kharn) willy slides right down my throat. I’ve had far more than those dreams, that was just an example. Ya know, now that I think about it, most of my 40k pals aren’t straight at all.
There does seem to be a much larger number of 40k pals here that aren’t straight.
Let’s go with ‘nonstandard sexual tastes’ shall we?
Not straight either!
Yep, me too
deranged bisexual here
Quite straight but hella-supportive of 40k peeps of all stripes!
Straight as well. But what bearing should your preference have on what you enjoy?
Straight here too, and I share long-fang’s view
Straight, but I don't give a damn about your sexuality as long as you don't ally Tau with Eldar and roll daemonology.
Warhammer 40k: You have two cows. One of them is corrupted by Chaos. You are executed by the local commissariat for heresy, and your soul is cast into the warp to be feasted upon by daemons until the end of time.
This needs to be expanded.
Space Wolves: You have two cows. One of them is corrupted by Chaos. You and fourteen of your buddies hack it apart with axes, chainswords, and bolter fire before the Rune Priest purges the deamon within back to the warp. Everyone gathers around a fire to devour the remaining cow and get wasted.
TAU: You approach the Imperial cow. You talk to it about The Greater Good to convince it and it's herd to switch sides. It suddenly turns into an assassin and kills your Etherial.
Major Jebediah Kerman, Kerbal Air Force, was killed this evening when the Pathfinder II munar lander impacted the surface at several hundred kilometers per hour. Gotta redesign the damn lander. Kerbal Space Program is hard.

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UGHHHHH
Number of female characters permitted: 3.
A fourth is just cramming them in. Just stick to white, cishet dudes in future.
It’s not like we’re 52% of the population or anything.
I think this is part of the reason I wanna make a movie about the Age of Apostasy, because if I’m telling the story we won’t have people worrying that the most important part of the history of the Sisters of Battle features too many women.
Also wasn’t there an all women group of force users somewhere in the Expanded Universe?
Who do you cast as Vandire?
The sleaziest male actor I can find. I want the audience to hate him with every fiber of their being within five minutes, and by the end of his 15 minutes on screen I want the audience to cheer when he’s beheaded.
Sebastian Thor will be play by Idris Elba and will be presented as an ordinary man thrust into extraordinary circumstances who becomes great because he relies on people.
Tim Curry does a damned good villain.
The Age of Apostasy has always been the most fascinating part of Imperial history to me. So much turmoil, corruption, power changing hands, it's a ripe spot for a really good Game of Thrones kind of story. The bulk of the fluff about my chapter and their sector centers around the Age of Apostasy.
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UGHHHHH
Number of female characters permitted: 3.
A fourth is just cramming them in. Just stick to white, cishet dudes in future.
It’s not like we’re 52% of the population or anything.
I think this is part of the reason I wanna make a movie about the Age of Apostasy, because if I’m telling the story we won’t have people worrying that the most important part of the history of the Sisters of Battle features too many women.
Also wasn’t there an all women group of force users somewhere in the Expanded Universe?
Who do you cast as Vandire?