I wish i didn’t have so many tendencies

the two kinds of tgirl are “infinite anger that destroys everything around her” and “infinite patience that lets the world turn her into a doormat”. and they both love giving the other unhelpful advice about how to manage their emotions

I need bottom surgery i need a girl to fuck me i need a girl to cum inside me I need a girl to get me pregnant I need it right nowwwwwwww

first name respect last name women

this is a safe space for beautiful brown eyed insane women

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

the smell of the transfeminine armpit is the smell of victory. if you manage to sniff it then you’ve won in life.

cant believe "little miss [x] has (or would) [y]" has just become a normal part of my vocabulary. like i say that unprompted tp people who dont even get the reference. like whats wrong with me i feel so embarassing sometimes

nearly xaught myself yesterday saying "little miss tv pervert would like the remote for very normal reasons" to my very offline roommates and fuck i felt so stupid. i felt so so stupid. like im so dumb

the subtle differences between sister (trans girl i am speaking to), sister (strong family-type bond), and sister (i want to have sex with you)

and sister (insisting on my femininity to a cis woman)

The pervert lesbian is wearing a floral print bikini and has managed to awkwardly insert the saying "stop and smell the flowers" into your conversation 6 times in an hour

If you own a floral swimsuit you can re-enact this post and enter the pervert lesbian hall of fame

they love me because im too scared to be mean