Funny how? like I'm a clown? do I amuse you?

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

Listen, nobody who's ever opened a history book says we didn't do that shit first. Pick an atrocity and chances are there was a time europeans did it on mass to someone for the sake of profit. The difference, is that we have for the most part put that behind us, while the US is just sinking deeper and deeper into it. We're not perfect, and we were a lot worse in the past. But it has been a while since we were the problem

"its been a while since we were the problem" someone Black was murdered by police violence in Ireland last month

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

hey u missed ur shift on tumblr.com why aren’t u reblogging

anyone else feel like a car stuck in the mud with its tires spinning helplessly and its engine sputtering

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago