doctor freak phd

propagandists during pride month: "we must maintain the agender"

if there is no deltarune news tomorrow i will lose my life

if anyone knows how to write mods for alpha minecraft PLEASE contact me bc my brain is melting out of my nose and ears

found a staple in my hair #whatdatmean

shoutout to the catholic church having a stockpile of s-tier magical items for no reason. what do you mean y'all have sumth called the motherfucken spear of destiny. what the hell does the spear of destiny do, leo. what else are you hiding, leo.

might fuck around today. surely there will be no reprecussions

all waffle houses have wormholes located in their front doors that lead to the same central waffle house located in an undisclosed deep south state. there is only one true waffle house. if you die in the true waffle house you merge with the environment and the building uses your body mass to expand its domain. the true waffle house currently stands at an area of 14 thousand square meters and it's never getting smaller.

cursed with the most unrecommendable games of all time. yes, deltarune is possibly the best story told in centuries but also if you play it and like it you will be called cringe by like 20% of people for the rest of your life. yes, the binding of isaac is the best roguelike ever made but it will also make you want to kill one hundred people in real life. yes, ultrakill and celeste are the best movement-based games in the world but if you express interest in either of them everyone will think you're secretly trans. geometry dash has no redeeming qualities but you'll keep playing it anyway. the monkey's paw curls yet again

saying "dude benson's gonna kill us" at every slight inconvenience