if at first you don't succeed, try another sewer

cool and awesome people are supposedly calling me “my friend”

not smart enough and also lazy

i kind of think if someone specifically records you in public and uploads it somewhere to make fun of you you should be allowed to jump them. a little

theres also guillotine option

you should try crossdressing more. both because it's fun and because seeing the different ways clothes are manufactured by gender will give you 50 new reasons to be pissed off. become radicalized against misogyny by flannel quality

jobs for people who. don’t know how to do anything. computer are you listening to me

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”