just here for a laff :)

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

right up there with work today

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

it’s what they would have wanted

happy moonwalk day

Somewhat restrained summer fun.

The exit sign of a middle school hallway is a sort of mezuzah for tween boys if you really think about it.

wheres the one where the player fails every prompt in a chase scene and it turns a dramatic pursuit into a mr bean movie