"Campy and Hilarious" MY ASS

i’ve loved greek mythology since i first learnt about it in school when i was 8, and now it turns out i’m gay? coincidence? i think not

In honor of Lord Byron’s birthday I would like to remind you all of the time that Shelley and Keats, having not heard from him for some time, became concerned for his safety and it was determined that Shelley would go looking for him. Keats received a letter some time later that Shelley had found him in Venice, where he’d been having so much sex that he’d nearly died from malnourishment and dehydration. Keats’ entire response amounted to essentially, “You should probably have let him.”

“I found him, he’s in a gutter.” “Well go put him back”

The Romantic poets are my all time aesthetic to be honest

Superman AU: Derek Hale had always known he was different, considering he came to Earth in a spaceship during a meteor shower. Growing up on a farm in the small town of Beacon Hills, it was easy to stick out like a sore thumb. But Derek had managed to keep his abilities a secret, even from his high school crush Paige. Now ten years later, Derek has embraced his incredible powers and uses them to help save innocent lives and become the valiant hero dubbed Superman. Hot on his tail is the stubborn and headstrong ace reporter Braeden. Along with her motormouth photographer and trusty sidekick Stiles, Braeden hopes to uncover the truth behind the Man of Steel, unaware that he is posing as a mild-mannered reporter working at the Daily Planet just three feet away from her.

im in a really bad media diversity class where the professor was trying to make a point to us about stereotypes so he was like “when you think of frankenstein you probably think of a big green monster right?” and then when everyone in class was immediately like “no it’s the scientist” he pretended he didn’t hear us 

things are going to get better whether you like it or not

i will personally shove the beauty and majesty of this wonderful world down your fucking throat if i have to

Thank you

you’re welcome. deal with it

‘it’s not realistic’ assholes say about the romances in da2, as if four or five bisexuals in proximity to each other in a city is somehow more unusual than fucking dragons

LGBTQIA+ people tend to cluster, you can’t tell me actual bisexual disaster Hawke attracting all the other disaster bisexuals to their friend group is unrealistic bc I HAVE SEEN THIS HAPPEN BEFORE.

#AND IT EXPLAINS WHY THE PARTY ALL PUT UP WITH EACH OTHER#EVEN THOUGH HALF OF IT VEHEMENTLY HATES THE OTHER HALF AT ANY GIVEN TIME

as someone who grew up neurodivergent, can i just say “kids will be kids” is not good enough to excuse the years of peer abuse i had to go through because you couldn’t teach little johnny how to behave like a decent fucking person. both teachers and parents didn’t do jack shit but to hold on to their own agenda which was to get me to erase parts of myself so that i could please them. the problem was always on my side. it was my fault. but i’m an adult now and sick of it. so i sincerely hope you unlearn that ableism or get out of my sight.

if you think i won’t go back and reblog the post from a blog i don’t follow just to get your unnecessary comment off a good post then you’ve got the wrong bitch

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

this is such a good example of “Oh man if you do this you’re totes as bad as me” like no bitch I’m protecting the damn universe by stabbing you you fuckwad

Someone gimme that Pratchett quote from Men At Arms, you guys know da one!

*snaps fingers frenetically*

Hey, unpopular opinion, apparently. But people don’t just “have pain for no reason” doctors say this all the time (especially to women and chronically ill people) and the truth is, Thats literally not possible. Even if your pains are psychosomatic (a word I hesitate to even use because of the way its used so often) there is a reason you are having those pains whether its mental illness, abuse, etc. If your doctor consistently tells you that “well some people just have pain for no reason” get a new doctor. That’s a doctor who is not going to give a shit what your actual symptoms or experiences are.

I completely agree. Thank you for sharing this.