you are not allowed to know me

“it’s canon that cardassian culture deems older men more dignified and respectable” NO. garak just told that to bashir so he would think he was sexy. i thought this was plain as day 

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

frank castle’s heart canonically races when he sees karen page. that is something that i am now CANONICALLY aware of and i’m just going to have to go on with my day with that information rattling in my skull like it’s nothing.

Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?