Working @ UO

TOMORROW

WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT THE PROJECT YOU DIDN’T WANT TO WORK ON IN THE FIRST PLACE IS GOING TO FAIL

WHEN YOU WANT TO EAT LUNCH OUTSIDE BUT ALL OF THE GOOD TABLES ARE TAKEN

WHEN YOU FIND OUT THEY’RE FINALLY FILLING A POSITION IN YOUR DEPARTMENT THAT’S BEEN OPEN FOR WAY TOO LONG

WHEN YOU HAVE TO ADJUST YOUR MORNING ROUTINE TO MAKE AN EARLY MEETING

WHEN SOMEONE IS HAVING A HARD TIME FINDING A PAPER JAM AND YOU’RE NOT SURE IF YOU SHOULD HELP

ANY EMAILS YOU GET AFTER 5:00 ON FRIDAY

WHEN SOMEONE BRINGS SNACKS TO A MEETING

WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A TRAFFIC JAM AT THE CONDIMENTS TABLE IN 543

WHEN YOU WON’T RESPOND TO SOMEONE’S EMAIL BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T RESPOND TO YOURS THAT ONE TIME

WHEN YOU’RE IN DENIAL ABOUT YOUR INVENTORY LEVELS