strange as angels🌹

:) (threateningly)

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

i log on to tumblr, i scroll until i see fina or antonia being wry or cute, i wrinkle my nose fondly and i close tumblr to go about my mischief.

I would never vote against my cousin if it was an option

I stand with my cancelled wife

I stand with my cancelled wife

Well, see, if you phrase it like that, that makes it terribly unlikely it would seem too intimidating either.

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i love you.