The Bro-jah

The biting will continue until morale improves. The biting will also continue after morale improves. The biting will continue, regardless of the state of morale. [biting noises]

Yotie,,,,

my "i don't need a rabies shot because i eat the vaxx-laced meatballs that fish & wildlife leaves out for the coyotes" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

just had a violent thought so I nourished it & supported it until it became a violent action! ❤️

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

Remember that cameras are the devil and anything that reproduces your image more than a single time in a format you can hold in your hands will be your undoing

does this mean polaroid cameras are ok

Only because I know myself would I vote Gangrel.

i felt like i had to vote malkavian given the context

who HASNT received orders from the boss lady while shes in a hot tub yk

I once got a dressing down while She was completely dressed down 😔

well. boss lady WAS wearing clothes when she set our fledgling on fire so

I'M NORMAL AND RELATABLE!!!!

I don't think you said anything less relatable then that

some princes just don't like wearing clothes!

What clan is your prince....

malkavian :)

I'M NORMAL AND RELATABLE!!!!

I don't think you said anything less relatable then that

some princes just don't like wearing clothes!

hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?