The Bro-jah

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

The biting will continue until morale improves. The biting will also continue after morale improves. The biting will continue, regardless of the state of morale. [biting noises]

Yotie,,,,

my "i don't need a rabies shot because i eat the vaxx-laced meatballs that fish & wildlife leaves out for the coyotes" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

just had a violent thought so I nourished it & supported it until it became a violent action! ❤️

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

Remember that cameras are the devil and anything that reproduces your image more than a single time in a format you can hold in your hands will be your undoing

does this mean polaroid cameras are ok

Only because I know myself would I vote Gangrel.

i felt like i had to vote malkavian given the context

who HASNT received orders from the boss lady while shes in a hot tub yk

I once got a dressing down while She was completely dressed down 😔

well. boss lady WAS wearing clothes when she set our fledgling on fire so

I'M NORMAL AND RELATABLE!!!!

I don't think you said anything less relatable then that

some princes just don't like wearing clothes!

What clan is your prince....

malkavian :)

I'M NORMAL AND RELATABLE!!!!

I don't think you said anything less relatable then that

some princes just don't like wearing clothes!