Every year a bobcat mama gives birth to a litter of kittens on my roof. I set up a camera this time around.
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Every year a bobcat mama gives birth to a litter of kittens on my roof. I set up a camera this time around.
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Youth fascination with technology
universal mom noises of get the fuck down from there

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My favorite thing about the KHR fandom is that everyone generally agreed that Hibari was kinda Out There for yeeeears but like. it wasn't until recently that fandom as a whole acquired enough knowledge about neurodivergence that people now look at this guy and go
"oh. He was just autistic wasnt he"
1. Speaks in constant animal metaphors
2. Gets upset with people crowding
3. Got poisoned with a cherry blossom allergy and instead of going to the doctors went "nah im living with this now. fuck doctors"
4. Is easily woken up at even the sound of a pin dropping
5. Is so emotionally attached to school that he holds himself back and also teaches a little baby bird how to single the school anthem
6. Canonically, hes whatever age he wants to be. This implies age regression is canon.
7. Makes all his followers look exactly the same as kusakabe for some reason (kusakabe was the og pompadour haver of the group, btw. So i theorize that hibari learned kusakabes name and now he doesnt want to learn anyone else's name. Ever.)
8. Is a stickler for rules and routine and public morals and
9. Had to compliment Tsunayoshi Sawada one time and instead of being like "yea hes cool" he started waxing poetic about the skies and the cloud.
10. Has an emotional support blanket (his jacket)
11. Has an emotional support animal (hibird)
11. Refuses to stop wearing the school uniform, even during picnics.
12. His only friend, Kusakabe, sometimes just takes over explaining things for him cuz Hibari cant be assed to.
I started writing this post expecting id end up with like 3 examples but damn. Ok.
962 days left
How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?
gato’s allegory of the fishtank
Disabled Type 1 Diabetic needing Insulin
Finally received one of my student loan checks on Thursday. Mailed it to Danske Bank on Friday, but it's paid on payment from the issuing bank - which means it will be at least a week, and the check was only for $2246. Enough for June's rent and payment of the remaining for January, for which I paid 5000kr. I am really, really hurting. I've been having dental issues and have had to have two teeth pulled, and each one cost 1450kr. It also cost to send the check to the bank, as well as the customs payment for it. My job has most likely quietly fired me. I haven't been scheduled since late March and the schedule for June and July do not have me on it at all. It was limited hours, but it was something, and I'm sad. I'm looking. Had a trial shift last week and was refused due to not having register experience. I'm applying to everything I can but as my dear friend says, the system simply isn't made for me and I can't blame myself. It's hard for everyone right now and I get that, but it hurts because I hate not being able to support myself. I currently have 161kr to my name, after a friend helped me out. But it will be awhile before the check clears, and I'm very close to being out of insulin. The Tresiba will cost 449.15kr at the cheapest pharmacy, and my Novorapid will cost 251.05kr. I unfortunately need both. I should have enough for the rest of this week but going into the weekend is iffy and I'd really rather not risk it. The other checks are, again, lost in the mail and being reissued. One got through so I'm hoping the others will too. I swear I'm doing everything I can. If anyone knows of any jobs, even things like babysitting, petsitting or housesitting, or having me clean, or...I have a certificate in accounting and I've been a proofreader for a local paper and an ESL teacher for multiple years. Anything would help!! https://lnkd.in/eSe-dq43 Paypal - [email protected] Mobile Pay - 52 76 53 56

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Would you guys hear me out if I said these two had a REALLY messy break up at some point, and later they somewhat reconciled on Earth
Please they drive me SO insane. I love thinking about my divorced enemies to coworkers to lovers
random yay
ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds
I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study
after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines
et voila
and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)
and now, the birds
Birds 1 and 2/14: Red Winged Blackbird, Male and female, Agelaius phoeniceus
Bird 3/14, American Robin, Turdus migratorius
hoo boy, ok *out of breath*
GIVE IT UP FOR BIRD NUMBUH 5, THE CANADIAN GOOSE, Branta canadensis!!!!
this guy took me about 4 days to completely finish, all of those freakingk coverts were a bear to render
speaking of obnoxious coverts:
bird 5/14, Bluejay, Cyanocitta cristata
the friggin stripes almost got me chat, i may not make it
Madam....
birds 6 and 7: American Goldfinch, Spinus tristis, male and female
pleasantly simple to paint! next is the flickerrrrr
*melts into goo*
BIRD NUMBER 8, (yellow shafted) NORTHERN FLICKERRRRR, Colaptes auratus
genuinely made me start questioning my sanity around day 3, it's half the size the of the goose, WHY did it take me 4 days to finish??
nothing but pain and suffering, i'm sure hope the next bird will be much easier and with FAR less barring :)
in other news, I am losing my mind hairline
SHE'S DONE!!
Bird number 9: Red-tailed hawk, Buteo jamaicensis
my chains are broken i am FREE. although i did have a great deal of fun with this, the barring on the wings itself took me like four days and i am READY to move on
this was a week and a half of continuous work so please excuse me for getting a little emotional in the bg 🙏
*does a little jig*
BIRD NUMBER 10!!! The Male Mallard Duck, Anas platyrhynchos
the male and female ones are gonna be posted separately bc they're taking a lot longer lol but yea! super happy i was able to capture the iridescent green of the head, i found metallic green and blue paint at a craft store that really made his head POP. it looks better in person i promise
ALSO!! As this is the 10th one, BIG announcement. The end is in sight!!!!! I plan to finish within the next 3 weeks and there will be a small dedication ceremony/ unveiling happening at the library to commemorate its completion on the 16th of May. If you live in the Western New York region and want to check it out for yourself shoot me a dm!
Also thank you everyone for your kind words and support throughout this whole process, it's been a genuine treat thinking there are potentially thousands of you out there cheering me on while I paint this 🥹
aaaand another one bites the duck,
we're movin right along with bird numero 11!! The lady Mallard!! Anas platyrhyncos
the 16th is looming in the distance so i'm trying to get thru these as quickly as i can so i can have as much time for the GBH as possible. i still need to do the names next to all of them so i've got about a week and a half to finish everything which is GREAT because i have adhd and nothing gets my ass in gear like a fuckin deadline, let me tell you
power couple that they are, here's bird number 12 and 13,
the Northern Cardinals, Cardinalis cardinalis
and NOW that they are complete, ITS GO TIME, in the next five days (library's closed for mother's day 😭😭) i need to have the GBH fully rendered, the names of the birds vectored, weeded, masked, applied to the wall, and then painted, plus additional cattails throughout. I may be able to get away with just getting the GBH done in time for the unveiling and then just have the names and cattails added later, but i'm gonna really try to get it all done in time. BUT, i have a plan. Part of why i take so long on these is because i really am just figuring it out as I do it lmao. there have been many a time where i am sitting on top of the ladder googling "how to paint birds" but I think if i take the time tomorro to do all that figuring out how to approach it beforehand, this will go a lot faster. I may also recruit some of my artist friends to help with the placing of the names... hrmm we'll see.
Anyways, shout out to the librarian who tracked down exactly the thing i needed so i could figure out where to place the highlights in my birds eyes, ur the real mvp
thanks for the reminder, kid
at long last, we've reached the end...
Bird number 14 out of 14,
The Great blue heron, Ardea herodius
thank you to everyone who reached out or got excited about this project, it genuinely gave me the fuel i needed to keep going. In total, the 480+ total hrs it took me to cover this wall pales in comparison to how long its expected to spend on there, hopefully imparting a sense of beauty and love for the natural world to the next generation and here's hoping i'm only getting started with these.
i'll see y'all soon :')
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Thinking about how even though most people draw (understandable) parallels between Spock and Data, going by family dynamics Deanna Troi is a notable parallel to Spock.
-Half human/half psychic alien species
-Both's non-human parents were specifically famously effective Star Fleet diplomats
-Whether real or perceived seen as lacking in a lot of the qualities prized/specialized in by the non-human parent's culture. This is brought up untactfully by said non-human parent
-Nevertheless the field they went into heavily relies on said trait they allegedly don't have
-So much family drama
-Shenanigans related to betrothals that neither of them goes through with
Which is to say Spock deserved a moment similar to Deanna Troi where she got to storm out of a dinner where her mom was being particularly belligerent and smash a vase on the way out.

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Favorite thing about Urushihara is the way he won't quit planting trackers on his friends. They keep finding out and getting pissed off and he keeps coming up with new ways to plant them without being noticed. And by "finding out" I mean he'll show up to intervene in the latest deadly situation that he shouldn't have known about after noticing their movement patterns were off, and they'll go god dammit AGAIN? What I'm saying is the trackers have saved their lives. Multiple times. What I'm saying is he has every reason to keep doing it. That he worries about them is an admission you could not waterboard out of him but surely everyone has figured it out by now
But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY.
We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests.
this has weird implications of the intelligent aliens are plant-based
“Yes, my great-grandfather is a terran bur oak. We don’t like to talk about it, it was very awkward for everyone involved. Except, presumably, the bur oak.”
“There were an alarming amount of whole-genome duplication events on Earth and frankly, I’m not comfortable going into it. They’re resilient as fuck, they grow in all kinds of conditions, and they have terrifying vocabulary like ‘allopolyploidy’. Do you KNOW what that IS? It’s something you don’t bring up around seedlings, that’s for…. that’s for fuckin sure.”
The night gardener once asked me if I knew how citrus trees died: when they reach old age, if they are not cut down and they manage to survive drought, disease and innumerable attacks of pests, fungi and plagues, they succumb from overabundance. When they come to the end of their life cycle, they put out a final, massive crop of lemons. In their last spring their flowers bud and blossom in enormous bunches and fill the air with a smell so sweet that it stings your nostrils from two blocks away; then their fruits ripen all at once, whole limbs break off due to their excessive weight, and after a few weeks the ground is covered with rotting lemons. It is a strange sight, he said, to see such exuberance before death.
When We Cease to Understand the World, Benjamín Labatut
don't be mean to yourself that's you
you live there
This is yet another thing I thought Pratchett had made up but turned out to be totally real.
Unrelated but any time someone mentions clown makeup I'm reminded of how highly successful stage magician Penn Jillette almost flunked out of clown college and had to take remedial clown makeup classes.
My father was a magician and a clown. When he died, we cleared out his old clotehs and there was his clown suit.
"Oh I'll take this down to the charity shop" said my mother, missing hte part where no sane person is going to wear a clown suit.
"Nah" said I, "Have them dress him in it when they cremate him."
There was a pause and my throw-away joke started to slowly solidify into 'Yeah let's do that'.
A discussion was had with the mortician who had a bit of a worry that the costume would involve giant clown shoes which would prevent the coffin closing.
Luckily it wasn't that sort of outfit.
I told this to my dear friend who immediately envisaged someone trying to close a coffin onto a dead clown, only to have the big red nose go *Sad honk* every time there was an attempt to close the lid.
The awful hilarity rendered her incapable of standing.
The poor mortician can't figure out why it still won't close, and has to remove 5 dead clowns from the coffin before it finally shuts.
I’m convinced trickster deities and creatures exist, and that this is their typical profession.
why would a trickster deity become a mortician
Clown.
Never call me that again or I'll squirt you with my flower and honk my nose and I'll blow the house down

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so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.