heaven smiles upon me because of my good deeds

hate it when you're looking for a good painting to watch on cave wall and by the time you find one your mammoth hunk is cold 😭

us nightblogging together the summer of 2011

WAIT did I never tell tumblr about the haunted space waterpark hotel

I should add that I did not see a single other guest the entire time I was there, which intensified the whole vibe.

"Nobody finds it difficult to-" I assure you there's at least one disability that exists that make that particular task difficult.

where's that post of someone getting a letter from their bank like "dear keith we realise you're just taking the piss but every time you venmo your mate for 'al-qaeda training camp' we do have to, by law, fill out a lot of boring paperwork for the police so we'd really appreciate it if you'd stop doing that"

#you know that post from the guy who worked on DS9#who ended up alone on one of the sets once#and for one second felt like he was really on DS9#this is the dark version of that

#mom threw them in the oven with the cookies to roast