heaven smiles upon me because of my good deeds

being depressed & liking MCR is so embarrassing like omg not only am i depressed but i also listen to my chemical romance. like some sort of caricature. black hair & chemical imbalance. jesus christ the cliche is almost too much!

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

you can’t call something a crackship if they have multiple scenes together and insane sexual tension. not even if only a few people ship them. that’s just a rarepair. the line must be drawn here.

“crackship” is for when he-man cheats on skeletor with sans at the skeleton family reunion

ALL DISCOURSE IS NOW CANCELLED!

ALL CANCELLED! DISCOURSE IS NOW

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

and then he's like, i don't know that sounds like a lot more work than a regular garden actually. why don't we just get on with finding mister frodo

The best defense against the corruption of power is actually knowing what would make you happy.

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

i will begin misusing the mature content label if i have to. this post? only for adults. because i said so.