heaven smiles upon me because of my good deeds

inexplicably the funniest thing in the world to me is when video game tooltips are also vaguely applicable to real life. i love when The Sims is like “keep your neighbors out by locking your door!” yes queen i will

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

i need to kill my high school theater director with hammers

being depressed & liking MCR is so embarrassing like omg not only am i depressed but i also listen to my chemical romance. like some sort of caricature. black hair & chemical imbalance. jesus christ the cliche is almost too much!

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

you can’t call something a crackship if they have multiple scenes together and insane sexual tension. not even if only a few people ship them. that’s just a rarepair. the line must be drawn here.

“crackship” is for when he-man cheats on skeletor with sans at the skeleton family reunion

ALL DISCOURSE IS NOW CANCELLED!

ALL CANCELLED! DISCOURSE IS NOW