I'm new in town and it gets worse

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

That gif is literally perfect

you people aren't CASTING

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!