I'm new in town and it gets worse

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

That gif is literally perfect

you people aren't CASTING

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

i’m desperate huhu

Please give me some inspiration oh great duck of creativity

When you're unable to solve an IT problem at work, there really is nothing quite like having it escalated all the way up the ladder. With every step, there is a degree of smugness about how real my problem is, and that yes, I was right to have trouble with this.

You can get a minor version of this if one IT person solves it but they spend a bunch of time repeating things you’ve already tried and when they eventually solve it it’s by doing something you wanted to try but didn’t have the requisite permissions to do

Was in a situation where neither I, nor my boss knew what was causing the problem, so we ended up calling one of the head engineers, and ive never experienced anything quite as validating as the moment where said head engineer, after spending several minutes just staring at the problem, quietly said "what the fuck"

I’m working on myself. I should be emotionally available by 2027 I can feel it.