Love You Too, Tiny Dancer

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

what do you mean my childhood affected me

As a teen I had school end at 4 and I was told to start preparing for bed at 9pm. So like it very much felt like I had free time never

My brain is also a complete fuzzball between 3-8pm so like school was torture because I had no time to do anything except stare at homework I couldn’t focus on. So I would often have to secretly stay up late or wake up early to sneak… doing homework

“Remember all the free time you had as a kid?” No. I remember The Fucking Homework

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

the thing is, it’s never too late for anyone to start over except me. I’m doomed and it’s over for me

WHAT?!

I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3

I use this and it’s fucken great. No bullshit. Really works. Sometimes the world is kind.

"get ready for video games to become unaffordable" video games haven't been affordable for the last 10 years