nucole

two people who match each other's freak and it's emma and julian from the dark artifices

emma and julian are actually so freaky WHAT DO YOU MEAN you were reciting bible verses /your parabatai oaths to each other right before you were about to fuck

I think there should be a scene in twp where Emma, Kit, and Ash all stand in a room together and cause Julian, Ty, and Dru to simultaneously come to the horrifying realisation that they all have the same type (blonde. Jace Herondale adjacent.)

girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever

btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website