EVEN MOTHER WILL SHOW YOU ANOTHER WAY

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

when a cartoon character has a little nutsack or dick visible at all times it might raise some eyebrows but is ultimately seen as funny & acceptable. on the other hand you couldn't make Crazy Frog with a cunt. one of society's great inequalities

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

(no beers in) i could really go for a beer right now

(two beers in) mmmm (slaps my belly) i could use another beer right now

(five beers in) (attacking strangers) (frightened animal backed into a corner) (blood stains the cracks in the pavement) (mothers wait for sons who will never come home) (flags rest still at the bottom of their poles) (the birds are silent and the wind does not blow) (there are no clouds in the sky) (there is no more water in the well)