EVEN MOTHER WILL SHOW YOU ANOTHER WAY

i got food poisoning from eating a truthberry

i said this outloud seperately to my sibling and mother and my sibling did NOT think this was funny bc they thought i was being for real until i said truthberry and my mom laughed really hard and i told her that my sibling didn't like it and she was like ''but that's funny as fuck''

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

"bosch" doesn't sound like the name of a guy who'd make paintings like that. but when you add "hieronymus" to the mix it starts to make sense

i got centipedes, got a lotta centipedes, got a lotta people tryna take away my centipedes

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

told my friend about my Epic Mental Health hack (Simply Go to The Woods for a Few Hours) and now whenever I’m feeling sad she’s like oh have you tried running away to the woods? as though i am an arthurian knight experiencing a bout of madness