EVEN MOTHER WILL SHOW YOU ANOTHER WAY

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

I am gaster

Wing ding gaster

See my blaster

(Wing ding gaster)

(See his blaster)

This is chat gpt trash prompted to “sound Japanese” and it’s based off of racist old movie dialogue. There’s zero correlation here to Japanese grammar and how Japanese translates into English or how a native speaker of Japan uses English. It’s slop. It’s racist ai slop rehashing Western exceptionalism, fantasizing about a Japanese person being in awe of how great the USA is. It’s depressing that people fell for this. I know it feels good to think that other people like us, and sometimes they do, but this only works if you assume Japanese people have extremely limited experience and worldview. It’s mortifying.