EVEN MOTHER WILL SHOW YOU ANOTHER WAY

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this post makes me snort every single time

I’m going to have a fucking breakdown

i love my dead horsefly #my horsefly

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

subtext job from a girl with massive implications

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

Apparently I get this from my mom. She said she used the word 'histrionics' while complaining about the latest Bridge Drama and nobody knew what she was talking about.