EVEN MOTHER WILL SHOW YOU ANOTHER WAY

“the soft animal of your body”….? thats my hard as fuck werewolf body to you

I’ve been to five thrift stores today trying to find a tortilla press and I complained abt it to a friend and she was like “why do you need it? …sex?” ??? ?????? How the fuck do I use it for sex. Am I meant to be crushing my pet into pancakes? I want to meet the woman who uses a tortilla press for sex. YOU could be the innovator who manages it.

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

kind of feeling like an empty vessel #emptyvessel

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way