EVEN MOTHER WILL SHOW YOU ANOTHER WAY

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

"bosch" doesn't sound like the name of a guy who'd make paintings like that. but when you add "hieronymus" to the mix it starts to make sense

i got centipedes, got a lotta centipedes, got a lotta people tryna take away my centipedes

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

told my friend about my Epic Mental Health hack (Simply Go to The Woods for a Few Hours) and now whenever I’m feeling sad she’s like oh have you tried running away to the woods? as though i am an arthurian knight experiencing a bout of madness

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

It was a clitorical question