✨jay✨

can i come over and do this at you

the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual

"pjackk" was an experiment to synthesize the world's first "ethical lolcow" conducted by a team of researchers at the massachusetts institute of technology

the more time passes the more insane i feel about how pjackk swung into my dms out of nowhere and started hitting on me for about a week

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters