Teen Wolf, WWDITS And Wednesday Mostly

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal

I want to see a work of fiction that reverses the "vampires are snobby upper class, werewolves are brutish lower class" stereotypes

Consider a vampire's reliance on blood as a metaphor for living paycheck-to-paycheck and depending on the kindness of others to get by, and the desparation that can make one slip into taking.

Also in Terry Pratchett's "The Fifth Elephant", there's a family of aristocratic werewolves and the son is a werewolf Volkist.

When there's a very obvious bloodstain in the hardwood kitchen floor, but the house is 30k under expected price

it's fine

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

Just make sure the home inspector checks out the ghosts. Make sure it’s not a poltergeist, see what the cold will cost you on heating, etc. And if there’s any blood debt, get it listed on the HUD

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

Is this what you make while im asleep

yeah and i had the washing machine running and everything so it was like defusing a bomb

can you hear the lambs clarice??

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

it’s just me

blorbo sickfic that turns into a possession fic halfway through

what does this meannnn