More Strange Bedfellows

you should be allowed to not pay rent if you want

Okay, I've finally finished the hockey show, and I think it's kind of cute that Shane thinks they've taken the next step in their relationship and Ilya took All The Steps At Once and is now locked in for all time. Shane is still like "would you maybe come with me to see my parents?" and "are we saying boyfriend now, is that okay?" Meanwhile, Ilya Rozanov is over here like, I told you about my mother and you saw me cry during sex. Your family is my family. We're dying together. I'll pay for the tomb. There are no more questions.

shane buying vodka for ilya to be nice even though he knows nothing about vodka and just picks one that sounds vaguely russian and ilya is like sweetheart, darling, love of my life, my moon my stars…this is the worst thing i’ve ever tasted i love you so much

new headcanon: the league changes WAG to WAP (Wives and Partners) in an attempt to promote inclusivity and ilya proceeds to play Wet Ass Pussy everywhere for a week straight following this announcement

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!