Team Canada's International games in 2026 weren't real and thus cannot hurt me and lalalalalalalalallalalalala I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY DENNIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL
But hey, Team USA got their asses kicked by Canada, so nature is healing, Tkafuck can go cry about it, no Triple Gold Club for you, fuckle, and I don't have to see Crosby in an A jersey again because clearly that's a no.
and now 3.5 looooong months sans hockey I care about.
I do not care who wins the Stanley Cup, I only care who loses, so GO CANES GO, c'mon Jarvy, we need you. This is your candy-fueled moment little man.














