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So if I encounter any ICE agents in my neighborhood, I will smile and waive and as soon as they make eye contact I will engage in the most aggressively friendly chitchat ever witnessed on my block.

I will ramble on and on about whatever pops into my head. I will ask them about their day, their hobbies, their home life, and their personal backstory until I find a common area of interest, and then I will crank my smalltalk game UP TO ELEVEN.

I will force them to look awkwardly at their wristwatch DOZENS of times without taking the hint. I will ask seemingly simple questions that do not have ANY simple answers. I will pretend to wrap up the conversation with, “Anyway…” and then segue DIRECTLY into another topic.

Because every minute an ICE agent wastes chatting with me is a minute that they’re not targeting my neighbors and disrupting their lives.

Get a copy of the song, Cotton Eye Joe. Carry around a big, loud speaker. If you ever see ICE show up in your neighborhood, start playing it at full blast. 

Best case scenario? You can motion for them to come over your way and challenge them to a dance off. (Probably not likely, but it never hurts to dream.) 

Worst case scenario? They think you’re weird and like Cotton Eye Joe. 

Likely scenario? If you’ve let your neighbors know ahead of time that hearing Cotton Eye Joe means ICE is in the neighborhood, it may give them the head start they need to avoid harassment. 

Now you might be thinking that picking Cotton Eye Joe is a really random choice, but consider the following reasoning: 

The song has a very loud, clear, and distinctive opening, so it gets the message across right away without spending time on any kind of intro 

The song was once popular enough that people can easily recognize it 

While the song is catchy, it’s not very likely to be anyone’s favorite, so you don’t have to worry about ruining it for them 

The opening line ‘Fit’adn’t is nonsensical enough to be used as a secret tipoff if you’re unsure who’s listening 

It’s upbeat enough that it likely won’t get on your nerves too fast 

When played really loud, it becomes nearly impossible to talk over 

Would this actually work? Honestly, I have no idea. I’m no expert in active resistance. But I figure it’s worth putting out there. And who knows, maybe it could catch on. 

Stay safe everybody. 

the dwarfs are princes under a curse. In order to break the spell, they need a pair of magic red shoes. But currently the red shoes are owned by Snow White, who, get this, has “let herself go” but when she wears the shoes, they show how beautiful she is on the inside—aka thin.

The advertisement group was disgusting af and when the movie came out it was actually nothing like those ads

The princes need to be loved by a “beautiful” woman but what’s beautiful is an opinion.

Snow white loves her size and strength (yeah she lifts!) but her dad goes missing and no man was willing to help her until she ended up in those red shoes. She doesn’t like what the shoes make her into. She just likes finally being helped.

It’s a love story between her and one of the dwarves where He needs to learn to not judge himself or other’s based off appearances

Spoilers but they get together at the end

Not only do they end up loving each other as they are but the prince also learns to love himself which he really… didn’t for most of the movie because he was so focused on how he looked, obsessively so (granted, I do believe the dialogue this was delivered through was a lil bit clunky but it IS a Korean written movie and sometimes translations from korean to english can sound odd)

But to go back to the matter of fat snow white, as a matter of fact, it is implied throughout the movie that she is under her own curse which is actually the shoes that make her thin and that’s because she likes how she truly looks like, and in the end, when the red shoes are no more and shes fat, that’s when the prince tells her he believes her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and finally means it, having overcome his superficiality

AND that lil shit is smitten with snow white, who remains very much fat and beautiful, by the end of it, just look at him, that heart literally came from his blush I think

Not to mention that the official instagram of the animation studio behind this, I believe Sidus they’re called? I’m on mobile I can’t look it up rn. Anyway, on their official instagram, they rarely ever post art of snow white as red shoes (her thin version) aside from promotional posters and stuff which is intentional. Heres a couple more images of them being cute and in love as themselves

Please support this film if it gets to your country!

Like, as a fat girl, I would have killed to watch a movie like this when I was younger and now that I did watch it, it feels so odd that a fat female protagonist is the subject of affection, exactly because theres a lack of movies that feature that and this is an amazing step in the right direction. This movie has such an important message and it explores superficiality, discrimination of fat people and self love brilliantly for a kids movie and its gonna get buried,,, because the Cannes did the worst possible job at marketing and because of a very black and white tumblr mindset,,,

Also idk if that’s important to anyone else but all the princes have different implied nationalities, theres a british one, a Scottish one, an Irish one, a french one and three italian ones and some portrayals can be a bit stereotypical ngl but it’s just pretty rad to hear accents that arent british or American in a market oversaturated by these countries

National Suicide Prevention Hotline:  1-800-273-8255

Trans Lifeline USA:  1-877-565-8860

Trans Lifeline Canada: 1-877-330-6366

The Trevor Project Hotline:  1-866-488-7386

The Trevor Project also offers texting and chat

Three ships: to continue the running theme going on here, shoot ofcourse and also freelin and zade 

Last Song: knowing me knowing you from mamma mia 2………. ya i love mamma mia

Last Movie: uuuhhhh i don’t watch movies all that often oH yeah it was mamma mia 2 skldfjlkjd

Currently Reading: so so many different articles for college and nothing else 

Currently Watching: im rewatching new girl a little as a time filler but i wanna start watching either hannibal or the boys 

Currently Craving: less stress free time and also this dutch snack called pepernuts 

three ships: i guess moreid jemily and morcia <3

last song: bad liar by selena gomez

last movie: uhhhhh i think mamma mia 2 too actually

currently reading: sharp objects and my year of rest and relaxation

currently watching: rewatching jessica jones cause i was craving evil david tennant

currently craving: nutella and tea and for my blocked nose to disappear✨

three ships: hotchniss jemily and garvez

last song: illicit affairs by taylor swift

last movie: teen beach movie i think

currently reading: uhh nothing i just finished 1984 tho

currently watching: cm again but i need to finish huff

currently craving: chocolate milk and for school to be over

three ships: jemily, hotchniss, & merder (i’m a bit crazy about cm & grey’s hehe)

last song: still don’t know my name by labrinth (but im listening to two ghosts by hs at the moment)

last movie: mulan (the old one) or cowbelles. i can’t remember.

currently reading: love & luck by jenna evans welch and i’m starting pride & prejudice.

currently watching: i’m constantly switching between cm, grey’s, and the simpsons because school doesn’t give me enough time to start soemthing new.

currently craving: a hug that just turns into holding each other while reading together.

three ships: jemily, garvez, hotchniss

last song: why did it have to be me? mamma mia 2 sound track

last movie: Enemy

currently reading: textbooks & articles for college 24/7

currently watching: the Legend of Korra (almost done and need new recommendations for stuff i can finish before october hehe)

currently craving: to see my bf and eat chinese food with him

up next (if you want) is: @criminalvampminds @emy600 @emilyprentissistoocute @garcias-batcave @classybutstilltrashy @less-intelligent-spencerreid @littlemissordinary

three ships: klaroline, jemily, cece&schmidt (new girl)

last song: something about the sunshine from starstruck

last movie: teen beach movie 2

currently reading: introduction to psychology 15th edition and the enjoyment of music 13th edition (🙃 for school)

currently watching: rewatching new girl

currently craving: pepperoni pizza and water

Three ships: Garvez, Shirbert (Anne with an E) Pavi (iZombie)

Last song: Partner in Crime By Chloe Collins

Last movie: 101 Dalmatians

Currently Reading: Goddess in the Machine by Lora Beth Johnson and Grapes of Wrath for school

Currently watching: I’m rewatching Criminal Minds and Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Currently Craving: Mashed potatoes and for all my schoolwork to go away

three ships : um merder , tibette n delena ( honorable mention : jemily n stydia )

last song : bitter by fletcher ( altho i’m currently listening to exile by taylor swift )

last movie : beetlejuice !!!

currently reading : um new moon lol

currently watching : the l word !

currently craving : chicken lo mein n diet coke

three ships: ralvez, hotchniss, jemily (honorable mentions: stydia, glaggie (twd), caryl (twd), delena, klaroline, jeyton (oth), jalice (twilight))

last song: fake plastic trees by radiohead

last movie: parasite

currently reading: midnight sun by stephanie meyer (fanfiction: supercut by reidsbau ;))

currently watching: criminal minds (priority), golden girls, that 70s show

currently craving: chinese food and cold stone ice cream (not together)

Hi! Starting a new picrew tag!

Tis me, Cookie. Tag: @hurricanejjareau​ @ssaemilyprentits​ @thestrawberrygirl​ @the-light-from-your-eyes​ @m0rcia​ @garcias-batcave​ @linguinereid​ @emilyxprentiss​ @stxrryspencer​ @anepiphany​ @davidrossi-ismydad​ @babyblockcolorcat​ @vivianabakshani​ @spenciereiddd​ @agenthotchner​ @prentiss-dinozzo​ @heat-waveee​ @j3mily​ @divinereid​ @abbyprentiss​

This is actually… really accurate?? Like that’s the exact waves and hair color I have? Also yayyyyy I actually have freckles! I like this one a lot. Also cookie you look cute

thank you hun for the tag!!! <3

thank u @lesbian-emilyprentiss for tagging me !! 🥺💘

this was really hard to do lol- i couldn’t figure out how to make my features more european 🥺 i don’t think this looks like me. oops haha. for anyone that wants to do it, feel free !! just tag more people :)

picrew link *not mine*

found a new picrew maker!!!! ahh i love these 

thank you so much for the tag!! 💗💗

yooo everybody. my mom and i were goofing around and found this seriously FUCKED UP site. all your information, (phone number, nam, address even) is available for 2.99. like everything. please watch this video on how to remove it. (im not sure if it’s there for minors, but if you’ve ever owned/rented a house you’re definitely there. it’s worth checking it out to make sure.)

video on how to remove information. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPFLagxnDsA

fucked up website: http://www.spokeo.com/

also, if you’ve lived in more than one place/state it has you multiple times, remove all of your profile things. (it had my mom 4 times, all over our state. even from when she lived in a house 9 years ago.)

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES