The Lampiest Post (they/it/him)

Posting this on main because I know I'm going to be investing in something to help make me feel like I have SOME way of deterring vile transphobes from accosting me. I figured some other dolls might feel the same way in this moment.

My roommate (not being feminized) said that I look adorable when I sleep (she did not. She said that sometimes it's hard to tell if I'm asleep in bed or not because of how I'm nearly invisible when I burrow in my sheets) and I'm only getting a sliiiight continual ego boost from that. (I have chosen to take this neutral statement and extrapolate it to it's "natural" conclusion in a fit of ego)

@cephiro

does anybody know if zombieflux is a thing? like when you sometimes feel like a zombie but also sometimes dont?

nah zombieflux is just what you use for soldiering zombies together

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

do u ever think about how much you’ve changed in the past 2 years and ur just like, thank god.

Fuck, a year ago I was comparatively so socially inept and boring, I’m glad I found my people and have fun with them now

I just wanna jack off and give someone head at the same time is that too much to ask