The Lampiest Post (they/it/him)

'don't maul the customers' she repeats to her in an increasingly snarly inhuman voice

'don't maul the customers' she repeats to her in an increasingly snarly inhuman voice

'don't maul the customers' she repeats to her in an increasingly snarly inhuman voice

Vvvvvvery big difference ye

I will cuddle you and be genuinely interested in your hobbies… I will also make pervert puns and tell you about my favorite smut fics.

Air to air combat is the easiest form of warfare to argue that both parties consent to. Dogfighting is basically kink and it should turn you on at least a little.

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

@funnier-as-a-system

Air to air combat is the easiest form of warfare to argue that both parties consent to. Dogfighting is basically kink and it should turn you on at least a little.

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer