brain rot

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

too many dweebs think this is about dnd, this is real life. this is how I get to the front of the line at five guys.

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"

its cool how every language has wordplay.... we created language like ok step 1) convey info so we can stay alive 2) get silly with it

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

Errr...the Margarita Angels think you're too desperate. Try coming back never

occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.

real talk I think steampunk is kinda neat like sorta neat you'know like as a little touch of spice to a setting that shouldn't normally have that kinda stuff. like a robot arm here a gun there some contraptions elsewheres. like skies of arcadia levels of steampunk is pretty much ideal. but y'see ultimately I'm pro-steampunk as a concept. but real talk for a second if your setting has a place called "the clockwork [location or concept]" I'm gonna beat you to death with hammers.

Sounds like someone's just salty theyre stuck in my clockwork labyrinth again

I know you're laughing at me I can hear the sprockets on your brown tophat jingling and once I find my way out of here you're fucking toast dude