yeehaw

hey if youre like 13 or under please get off social media and go frolick somewhere i am frightened.and concerned for the youth of tomorrow

The pandemic has seriously fucked up the socializing skills of little kids they dont even say trick or treat anymore they just give you the kubrick stare until you give them candy

Fastfood workers carry more weight in society than any giant robot.

#this line fucking floors me every time #idk the idea that 2500 years ago people were consoling the grieving in the SAME WAY #and the grieving hated it the same way. #because being called brave… what choice does she have but bravery? (via @finelythreadedsky)

What

mom sold me again 😞

i forgot y/n was a fic thing and thought they legit asked for permission

honestly “youre our slave now yes/no” is infinitelly funnier than my original intention

OK I'm confident again

Oh no wait

It's ok I got this.

Hold on lemme think

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

guy who watches looney tunes and gets scared and goes "what the fuck that's so messed up"

im like a shitty anime dating sim…if i talk to six people i gotta immediately go to bed…if i go grocery shopping its half my hp

I love watching documentaries about amusement park accidents because all of the park officials are saying, "Oh, dear god, none of us could have anticipated that the roller coaster car would detach, this is a freak accident, an act of god!" and then the narrator is like "The Dicktwister 9000 was a known safety hazard and rabies vector since its inception. It was designed by disgraced Cirque du Soleil clown John Roosters, who had never seen a math textbook."