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not enough scenes in books where characters kill someone and throw up afterwards. like something has to be done

You’re just not ready. At no point in this video when he says the next thing are you ready.

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

Another reason to befriend your neighbors is so when the internet company has to dig underground through multiple yards to hookup your internet your neighbors don’t get as mad at you for having to tear up their yards so you can shitpost on tumblr dot com

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point

i need to age regress to 18 and do a bachelors degree correctly this time and get a million dollar job the moment i graduate and make 2000 friends who all love and worship me and find the artifact and defeat the evil mastermind and slay the ape