there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too

posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

dudes will be like "if you don't Contribute To Society you don't get to live, that's the simple facts" meanwhile their job is like Marketing and Brand Development Specialist

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[Image ID: Tweet from beef strokin off (@/ tavia_cw) reading: i'm simultaneously tired of this grandpa and aware thats too damn bad /End ID]

turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about