vibes

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

like to charge, reblog to cast.

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on

Stop delaying joy until life looks a certain way. You're allowed to be happy while you're figuring things out.

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

Great time to start pricing this out by the way, fire season starts… on the summer solstice this year, that’s fun. Signs point to it being a doozy.

It’s No Snakes Tuesday

It’s Yes Snakes Sunday

It’s Yes Snakes Wednesday!

It’s Yes Snakes Thursday!

I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b