undignified

the back garden has been overrun with creatures .. oh no! shouldn't those cacti be in the desert?! 13 plant-related (... kinda loose on the definition here) minions converted to The Sims 2 as deco items. Low poly (the Ja Tiika Leafkin is pushing about 3k which is the highest size I've seen for these so far, FYI) Recolourable as usual! also I love the Ja Tiika Leafkin so much guys. T_T my FFXIV botanist pretty much always has the Leafkin out. They come with flavour text from the game and you can find them in Kids/Misc. A named swatch behind the cut! :)

you go to check on your garden but.. they've become sentient?! my 7 little menaces 🧅🩷 converted as deco for the Sims 2. All low poly. Recolourable! these are my favourite little monsters in the game haha. They come with flavour text from the game and you can find them in Kids/Misc. A named swatch behind the cut! :)

This homeless person is making me uncomfortable. Should I call [a man with a gun]?

My neighbor is having a loud party. Should I get [a man with a gun] involved?

There are some teenagers skateboarding. Do you think [a man with a gun] would get rid of them for me?

"People back then always married young it's natural!!!" Every single 1800s guide I've ever met casually mentions that, of course, you really shouldn't get married before you're at least 20, and waiting until 25 is usually better.

Or, like. Okay here's a long segment:

Just firmly going "it is crazy sexist to blame The Wife for overspending when thirty seconds of asking questions will immediately establish that her husband was outright lying to her about how much money they had. Talk to your wife like a normal person."

Or--okay, here. A section on being honest and not writing love letters in secret, because that's usually a good sign that there's something untoward going on....

....except that he then immediately acknowledges that sometimes, the reason you're hiding this from your parents is that your parents suck. That there are parents who frankly have not earned the right to approve or disapprove of your partner.

"Men and women being friends with each other is literally normal. Don't be a controlling freak."

"If you have to abuse a child to keep order in your classroom then you're a bad teacher."

Look at this again: If you deprive your child of love, or abuse them, they'll fall for the first person to be kind to them and try to get shacked up way too young.

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

“Your ancestors are impressed that you are an educated woman!”

“Your ancestors are proud that you are thriving in spite of what society did to them and you”

It’s all very sweet! But! Necromancy! Is! Still! Illegal! Your ancestors are going back in the ground!