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hate it when you're looking for a good painting to watch on cave wall and by the time you find one your mammoth hunk is cold 😭

what are three thousand things you associate with me

yeah the doctor said they found the source of my guilt and quiet agony deep within my core. Yeah turns out there really is something physically and fundamentally wrong with me that I've been carrying my entire life. No they said they're not gonna remove it. Said its an "elective surgery" so insurance won't cover it. Anyway how are you

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

are you in the right headspace to receive my smile?

THIS ENDS HERE. YOU ARE THE PENIS AND I AM THE CAR DOOR