This is what itβs like living in Michigan
Itβs a Monty Python skit.
Guy: *Singing* Iβm doing some fishingβ¦
Officer: *Emerges from the water with a grunt* You there, Sir!! I certainly hope youβve got a fishing license!
Guy: *Panicking* Wha, no, I donβt!
Officer: Oh no?
Guy: *Screaming*
Officer: Iβll have you beheaded!!
As a Michigan native,Β I confirm this is all true.




















