Witch Hazel Rose

all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists

ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd's

do you jack off ?

Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

interesting dates on this post

Men shalt pay 150 yen in silence

you people will reblog anything

Have you seen the new movie? It's on library. It's literally on the library. It's on library without ads. It's literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it's on your library. It's in the original case too. It's on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It's on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.

oh my GOSH wow... I'm on Library...

I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.

This is exactly it, thank you!!

If your values don't extend to people you don't like, they're not your values. They're just a favor you're doing for the people you like.

disposable vapes are kind of insane from a supply chain perspective. if you told someone in 2000 that we'd have cigarette replacements with LCD screens designed to be thrown in the trash, you'd be kind of a piece of shit for not warning them about 9/11 instead

Fun fact, when thinking about who to write about next, I was sitting in a cafe pondering. I looked outside to see someone with their little black dog with pointy ears. So I was like hm, ok maybe a sign for Anubis? But what would he want from a cafe? What flavors would he want? Then I got this taste of licorice in my mouth. And I was thinkin--egh really? Licorice in a cafe? Is that a thing? I looked it up, apparently licorice coffee is a thing, tea as well. And as i did more research, cause I wasn't even sure licorice was a thing people of egypt would have access to, turns out licorice root grows in west asia, south europe/mediterranean, and northern africa. And apparently Pharaohs were known to chew on the root for medicinal reasons. I had no idea.