Mei

the pina colada song is someones fanfic premise

no dude i cant keep calling into work sick when i just dont wanna go to work im gonna get (suddenly becomes my socially terrified autistic 12 year old self) socially outcast (becomes normal again) i mean fired (remembers im a communist) i mean socially outcast

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

if i was noelle i would become the final boss. your mother is abusive and your sister is missing and your father is in the hospital and your childhood best friend has drifted away from you. and then your dad dies and then you learn dark worlds are real and your girlfriend was hiding them from you and then you learn they have something to do with your sister's disappearance and then you learn your sister is the literal fucking roaring knight and then you learn your childhood best friend actually knew that this whole time and didn't tell you and then you learn they're working with the roaring knight to end the world and then you learn your mother is also working with the roaring knight to end the world. i would have four healthbars