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Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

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The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.
Oh look itâs 5th June, have a soggy Barricade Day on me ;)  I thought Iâd do something reasonably light-hearted for a changeâŚ. okay, so itâs light-hearted until the last panel of the second page, whats your point Iâve been meaning to do this comic on Joly and Bossuet for several years now, but theyâd earned a reprieve several times over on account of other stories getting in the way. Well, not this yearâŚ. Inspired by Vous rappelez-vous notre douce vie, Eglantineâs Things We Share, the last sentence of Colonel Despardâs Eyes I thought I Was Not Like To Find (I know it doesnât seem related, but thereâs something about the way the sentence was crafted that triggered the last two lines of this comic - and the rest of the comic just grew around it -, donât blame me for how my brain works ok), and god knows what other fanfic/art I might have been soaking up over the years. (If someone else has done something in this vein, I am very, very sorry). Iâd actually fully drafted a detailed script for a 12-page comic revolving around Joly and Bossuetâs friendship before I came to my senses and realised there was absolutely no goddamn way I could humanly pull this off by this Barricade Day and hacked it down to three pages. (Though I still regret the loss of the tale of how Bossuet came to move in with JolyâŚ).
[I should point out that Panel 2, Page 2 does in no way imply that Joly doesnât snore in his sleep; simply that Bossuet likely sleeps through it like a log. ;) ]
[Also, Joly and Bossuet are literally in every damn panel of this comic, although they were regrettably obscured by the text box in the first panel of the last page. Hereâs proof that I didnât manage to forget themâŚ. ;) ]
This wouldâve been up sooner, only it was at the eleventh hour that I realised Iâd accidentally resurrected Feuilly from the dead in the second panel of the last page, and had to go fix the wretched thing. [Also, I mistakenly put one of Feuillyâs Six on the barricade, but thatâs not the first time itâs happened, so Iâm going to brazenly claim that I somehow meant for it to happen.] Also, there are unnamed characters that have been appearing in my comics for years, that I should probably get around to giving names or something. Because. Also, I am reasonably certain that I have by now drawn more bloody guardsmen than anyone else save for Takahiro Arai, and no I do not consider this any kind of accomplishment; outright stupidity, maybe. Iâve used too many bloody alsos. Also, @oilanâ, please donât scream at me. Itâs a barricade. Barricade-y things happen. I donât always have control of where my brain takes me.
(It doesnât feel very much like a Far-comic without excessive use of weird camera angles and a ridiculous amount of background, does it? [scratches head sheepishly])
Today is the reveal of the cover for new edition of YIELD UNDER GREAT PERSUASION, coming out July 16th from Tor UK and October 6th from Tor Bramble!
YIELD is a cozy M/M romantasy about doing the hard, unlovely, backbreaking work of learning to love and forgive yourself so that you can accept the love of other people which has been waiting for you all along. Tags include: One-sided enemies-to-lovers, one-sided yearning and pining, grumpy/sunshine, your honor they're idiots, busybody gods, and plant magic.
SUMMARY:
Tam Becket has hated Lord Lyford since they were boys. The fact that heâs also been sleeping with the man for the last ten years is irrelevant. When they were both nine years old, Lyford smashed Tamâs entry into the villageâs vegetable competition. Nearly twenty years later, Tam hasnât forgiven him. Now Tam has reconciled himself to the fact that love and affection are for other people, that the gods wonât answer any of his prayers (not even the one about afflicting Lyford with a case of flesh-eating spiders to chew off his privates), and that life is inherently mundane, joyless, and drab. And then, the very last straw: Tam discovers that Lyford (of all people!) bears the divine favor of Angarat, the goddess Tam feels most betrayed and abandoned by. In his hurt and anger, Tam packs up and prepares to leave the village for good. Tam soon finds himself set on a quest for the most difficult of all possible prizes: Self care, forgiveness, a second chance... and somehow the unbelievably precious knowledge that there is at least one person who loves Tam for exactly who he isâand always has.
"Alongside the sexiness and absurdity (and the sexy absurdity) in Yield Under Great Persuasion is a tender, resonant story of second and third chances and being loved when we need it most and feel we deserve it least. Evocative, emotional, and endlessly entertaining." -Jules Arbeaux, author of Lord of the Empty Isles
"A hot cup of chocolate for the soul." --Book Riot Preorders should be available now wherever you buy your books, including Bookshop.org, Amazon, and Barnes & Noble.
(If your first question is "Where is the best place to get it?" check the FAQ page on my website!)
As an author, it is really hard to get the word out about books, so signal boosting would be immensely appreciated!
Now that the kickstarter for THE WISDOM OF EMPERORS is over, I am back on promo for YIELD UNDER GREAT PERSUASION! Comes out in July in the UK/EU and October in the US!
i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people
if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

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As a heartless killing machine, I was a terrible failure.
Little cover design doodle from like a week ago that I never posted :') more to come. Maybe. Eventually. We'll see.
[AC | RP | ES]
His sugar work is more impressive than his chocolate work at this point
Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
Audio:
Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!
Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!
Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
Audio:
Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!
Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!
i want to study at a British university
i will spell color as colour and use degrees celcius. i would watch Sherlock on BBC all night while drinking a cuppa tea with my flatmates. iâll have fish and chips every day thatâs worth 5 quid. i would go to gaff parties every night. i am also more likely to meet chavs, One Direction, Ed Sheeran and the Queen.
i wish i was british :(

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There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol
found it. in case you would also like to be cursed with a new stim.
i love in fantasy when its like âking galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherousâ
When my sister and I were kids we had this one action figure, who was actually a brutalized batman doll without his cape (the dog chewed half his head, too), who we dubbed âEvil Chancellor Traytorâ. The idea was that in the fictional society of our toys, âchancellorâ just came with the word âevilâ in front of it, as a matter of ancient tradition. Like âgrandâ or âhighâ or something along those lines.
Anyway, the running gag was that the king (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancellor Traytor, who basically comported himself like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had something to do with the nefarious scheme of the day. The dude even carried around a poisoned knife called âthe kingslayerâ.
The additional twist on the joke, though, was that he never was behind anything. The king was actually right. Evil Chancellor Traytor was the most devoted civil servant in the entire Action Figure Dystopia. He spent his nights working on writing up new legislature to ensure that broken toys had access to mobility devices, was always on the lookout to acquire new shoeboxes for expanding city infrastructure, and drafted a proposal that once got half the âsettlementâ in my sister and Iâs closet moved to the upper shelf so that vulnerable toys were less likely to be snatched up by the dog.
The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic as the âevilâ in his name. See, Action Figure Dystopia had a long history of corrupted monarchs getting too big for their thrones and exploiting the underclasses. The job of the Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant, and loyally serve a good ruler - or, if the regent should became a despot, to slay them on behalf of the people.
But since killing the king would be a terrible crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind of person who would willingly die to spare the people from the plight of a wicked leader; because the murder would be pinned on them, in order to keep the âmachinery of politicsâ working as smoothly as ever.
Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary, in which my sister I would take turns writing out the most over-the-top good shit heâd done behind the scenes. Usually after everyone else had finished talking shit about him. I donât know why but we got the biggest kick out of being like:
Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why canât the king see how wicked he is?!
Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char!
Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if someone puts a knife in the kingâs back, weâll know where to look!
Evil Chancellor Traytorâs Diary: Today I was feeding ducks at the park when I noticed another legless action figure sitting by the benches. I put a hundred dollars into his bag while he wasnât looking. I really need to increase budgeting to the medical treatment centers. If only we had enough glue, I think we would see far fewer toys trying to get by without limbs⌠*insert iconic evil laugh*
Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell victim to one of my momâs cleaning sprees, and she decided he was too busted up to keep and tossed him out. My littler brother, who tended to follow my sister and Iâs games like he was watching a daily soap opera, cried so hard that we had to do a special âepisodeâ where one of the toys found the Evil Chancellorâs diary, and so he got a big huge memorial and the king threw himself into the empty grave and then ordered the toys driving the toy bulldozer to bury him so that âTraytorâs grave would have a bodyâ (this seemed very important for some reason).
And then we had the Quest For a New King. Somehow or another that ended up being a giant rubber snake called âTyrant King Cobraâ.
::closes tab, shuts off computer, and proceeds to have the best day ever just by knowing this exists::
Redraw:)
no matter how bad it gets it cannot possibly be as bad as it was this time last year when i was using all my free time to replace the music in captain america the winter soldier with 2000s pop hits
evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

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ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds
I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study
after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines
et voila
and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)
I got to a point where I canât tell if I saw this play out irl or if my brain is just thriving off all these gifsets