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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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it IS
NO OFFENCE BUT WHAT THE FUCK
Lying Liars
YES!
Welsh parliament agrees law to outlaw lying in future Senedd election campaigns.
I had to check this wasn’t The Onion
Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you
Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.
#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

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50 year old Sweet Dee will be on our screens August 17th
*looks in the mirror* you’re on thin ice
The Atlanta Journal, Georgia, June 4, 1939
Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.
Ahh someone help me, what was that Korean(japanese?) serial that had a heroine who was obsessed with chilling and would rush back home from work making a little cheer song like 'Beer! Beer! Beer!' it's kinda old-ish. Before 2020 for sure, maybe even early 10s.

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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
cheese sits on the toilet while we take showers, and i like to stand on my tip toes and draw his silhouette in the steam from a high angle, then stand back to see how warped it is from his actual shape
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Fake dating is OUT, fake parenting (toxic) is IN!!
[A short essay in the institution of parenting]
Exhibit A: in the second half of When Destiny Brings Demon (2025 cdrama), after a big explosion, the villain Shi Qian lv of the drama runs away with unconscious heroine Liao Tingyan. She loses her memories and Shi Qian lv finds out that somehow she's the only one who's capable of killing our hero, Sima Jiao.
For the next 18 years, he hides with her in a far away realm and raises her as his own daughter (dw they're magical beings who really age much) while telling her that she must take revenge on Sima Jiao to avenge their clan. His own son had been killed by Jiao and he makes her believe that her 'brother's revenge is in her hands. For 18 years this man gaslighted and manipulated her, but also saved her from all dangers, losing his legs at one point.
Exhibit B: in 2024 kdrama When The Phone Rings, our hero, a nameless orphan has been brought into the influential Baek family at the age 15 as a replacement for their dead son Sa Eon, assuming his identity. His mother, dealing with the grief and the shameful secret, has to raise this child as her own while also teaching him to be the child she lost. His father sees their fake son grow up and be much more capable than himself, truly the torch bearer of their prestigious family in the way he never was.
For the next 20 years, they keep pretending to be a unit, the son who had no identity without them, the parents who had no family without him.
Exhibit C: (i think) a 2011 cnovel Concubine Daughters Survival Manual features our heroine, a seventh daughter of the influential Yang family set in ancient fake Chinese dynasty. She's a daughter of an unfavoured, dying concubine who's twin brother, the only male child of the family, has been adopted and raised since birth by the legitimate wife of the family head. She's 6 and her mother dies, so she gets taken in by the main madam as well, who has to raise her well, but can never love her.
Both the 'mother' and 'daughter' have to silently and wordlessly build a negotiation where they have to be useful to each other but can never trust each other.
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HE YU as Xiao Hua Yong BLOSSOMS OF POWER 百花杀 (2026)

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Push & Pull
i love that they added a healthy dose of toxicity to this couple and i'm glad they're not trying to write it off as a one-ep thing. he's threatening her into accepting his help and leaning further into the things that make her wary of him, like pressing down on a bruise. even though he loves her, this two-faced kinda-sadist is who he is. plus the way he yu is playing this really is sort of giving yandere, which is PERFECT.
his snap back and forth from benign crown prince to menacing schemer is getting both sharper and cleaner through the eps, it's fun to see.
And kudos to Xihe for really holding out on him!!! She's capable and smart enough to see the crown prince's manipulation for what it is, and not begrudge him for it, but also stands firm on her own conviction to not give in. She's incredibly clear-eyed, always has been. But she's also flexible enough to know when to accept help and let him convince her indirectly for as long as she needs to fully agree to his deal.