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HE YU as Xiao Hua Yong BLOSSOMS OF POWER ็พ่ฑๆ (2026)
When the sisters in the family spoke of First Miss, they were rarely harmonious.
In an odd trick of translation, the word 'rarely' here is used quite weirdly. In a regular use, one would interpret this sentence as:
'the sisters never spoke harmoniously about First Miss.'
But, here it means: 'the sisters were never harmonious, but when speaking of First miss, they were. Thus, that was a rare harmony.'
I don't know enough grammar to elaborate what went wrong here. I don't doubt it is because it's a faulty translation of original chinese text. But what's funny for me is that, the sentence structure kind of matches my mother tongue, thus, after a second of confusion, i understood the meaning and why it translated like that. Otherwise, even with context, i would've questioned why the original author wrote wrongly lol
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These parents are too fucking cute, flaunting their great married life and serving as moral AskJeeves for Han Soo
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some of my fave shots from ep 20-21
Jessica gives me a chill pill
by Angie Sijun Lou
I keep waking up in different beds and in this same body. I have to say this right away so you know it didn't start with limbs slackened, hair oily, a cruelty towards the sun. It started in the backseat of Jessica's Pepto-dismal truck. She tied my hair back with rubber bands when the freeway passed clean through us. Jessica says I can feel like a cherry blossom tree wobbling under lightning. Jessica has a forehead scar from the deep end of a pool. I ask Jessica what drowning feels like and she says not everything feels like something else. That night we lose the 7/11 lottery but I draw my lucky number, no quarters so we scratch our tickets with fingernails. Jessica says that's the sanctity of ritual โ a ceaselessness in how I look at every drop of rain before it touches ground, the way Jessica mouths my name in her sleep eating each syllable like a minor god. I'm coming out as someone who loves things unevenly, my theologies strewn out in the dark, this iPhone an almost oracle. Jessica forces me to watch every sunset even when I am full. She puts her fingers in my mouth and says open your eyes. Open them. You see the small-town girls on big billboards? One day that's us.
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So far, I have yet to win a Nobel Prize. To be honest with you, my odds of getting one in this lifetime are very slim indeed. There's a lot of reasons why, one of them being that literally anyone else on Earth is more deserving of winning. I still think it's mostly politics, though.
A lot of you no doubt think that modern science is meritocratic. You come up with a good idea, prove it out, and suddenly you've cured smallpox. Problem is, it's hard to tell people about good science. Have you ever spoken to a random person on the bus about gene typing? Chances are they said some combination of "I'm not interested," or "leave me alone," or "I have a gun." The general public just does not get excited about innovative science.
This hesitance to open their hearts (and wallets) to the geniuses among them shows up everywhere. Many of you will be shocked to hear that the Canadian government was not willing to give me a couple-million-dollar grant to sit on my ass and see if I could accidentally discover something important to humanity in the middle of playing MAME ROMs all day. I feel like I put in a really good application โ it even had a hand-drawn nude Ms. Pac-Man in the margins of the cover letter โ but they simply did not want to hear from someone who was not already part of the scientific establishment.
What I'm trying to say is this. If you're on the Nobel Prize selection committee, wouldn't it be funny to pick some random asshole? Sure, it might be a little discouraging to all the hard-working pioneers who had discovered cures for cancer, etc. I get that. The rest of us need a little pick-me-up too. Figure I could spend the stipend on a good lawyer. Namco keeps leaving threatening letters in my mailbox.

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What a strange coincidence the way this keeps happening every day.
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I love "gender bending" characters but HATE HATE HATE designs where canon buff dudes are wispy little fairy ladies and canon tiny women are beefy ass male linebackers. If you're not in it for JACKED WOMEN and TWINKS then what's what's FUCKING point
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I was gonna make a bunch of these to prove a point but realized halfway through that Lady Bane is my ultimate butch fantasy so now I have to go lay down
Anyhow I've been thinking about this cpncept lately so I have some additional thoughts on Acceptable Male Characters Who Would Be Legendary Female Character Design
If it pleases the counsel to consider:
The idea of Anton Chigurh as a woman is making me Experience Feelings
the dance dance rebellion has failed to become a dance dance revolution and the dance dance repressive regime has kidnapped your fellow dance dance radicals in the middle of the night and taken them to a dance dance re-education camp. they're gonna get dance dance relentlessly tortured
waiting in real time for that perfect string of heretofore unheard words that's going to suddenly shift everything in the right perspective and save everything and everyone. any second now :)

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