Riki/ The Befuddled Dumbass

[ID: Fanart of Orion and Lightray from DC Comics kissing, with their 2024 redesigns. End ID]

I can feel it getting near Like flashlights coming down the way One day you'll figure me out

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AIKA- Great with kids around 6-12! She’s super fun and kids love her energy but she’s still fairly reckless and should not be trusted to babysit alone. Would not know how to properly care for babies and toddlers

ZIRA- Not the best around kids and gets a little nervous around them (especially really little ones). Tries their best to be kind and gentle around them.

HOSHI- Surprisingly great with kids in certain ways. They raised Aika after all. But they are an alien that doesn’t fully understand the human experience.

ECLIPSE- Can be good with kids when he wants to be. He has a caring side that comes out if needed but generally he finds kids kind of annoying and kids sense that and opt to annoy him more.

DEVOID- Kids freak her out. They always stare at her while she’s out and about and she doesn’t love it.