Riki/ The Befuddled Dumbass

added new one! Opoczno and Japanese boyfriends!

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

i think there's some debatability to some aspects of jay's character. does he actually want nia dead, how does he currently feel about jon, is he trans or cis. there's valid readings to most angles on these issues. but one thing that will NEVER be debatable to me is his love for the Metropolis Hot Dog. it was confirmed only in one place, the DC book of pride, but, i need you guys to know. jay nakamura could turn to the camera, in mainline canon, and go, 'i hate that hot dog monstrosity with the peaches and sauerkraut with all my heart' and I'd be like. he's lying.