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“It is easy to love people in memory; the hard thing is to love them when they are there in front of you.”

— John Updike, My Father’s Tears and Other Stories (via goodreadss)

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eggpuffs

this movie gives solid advice

#sheena

quotemadness

“I never realized what a big deal that was. How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.”

— Nina LaCour

bluedabadee-deactivated20221120

#AHAHAHAH #ME AF #fuck you

npr

The 22-year-old student, who was freed last week after more than a year in North Korean detention, died Monday. Doctors said last week that he had "extensive loss of tissue" in all parts of his brain.

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notreallysecrets

I always think it’s weird when people are embarrassed by baby pictures

being all oh no my mom’s bringing out my baby pics this is the worst

but I’m like I peaked as a baby. that was my cutest self. I’m never gonna top that let’s only look at baby pictures for the rest of my life please

gharibajameel

LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLY GOOD BOY

letglitchdraw

WHAT IN THE FUCK NIGHTMARE DOG IS THAT

gallusrostromegalus

That is a Maned wolf and they are lovely bizarre creatures! They have long legs so they can see over the tall grass they live in, and tend to be very shy around humans (these are probably captive-born). Have some more pictures:

Walk Walk Fashion Baby

Here’s a baby!

Poofy!

why-animals-do-the-thing

Maned wolves are gorgeous. They’re also fascinating, because they’re not wolves and they’re not very closely related to any other species of canid - they’re actually in a totally separate genus, Chrysocyon.

They’re also nicknamed “skunk wolf” according to wikipedia, because of their odorous territorial markings, which is a distinct sort of stank I can personally confirm makes the appellation well earned.

#amazing #I think I saw one tonight #coincidence

theperksofbeingaperk

sarahfierce66: This is what happens when you give your dad something he’s wanted for about 8 years, but he always thought they made them just for kids. He was wrong … They make them for big kids too.

sidelinesofcode-deactivated2020

Pure, wholesome post.

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

blogtitletaken

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

castiel--for--king

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

sonneillonv-deactivated20220218

*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

#Words of wisdom

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generally

you know sometimes it shocks me too but google really is free and it’s right there in your hands

the-vaudevillain-deactivated202

I love that this post is both a really wide-eyed appreciation for the amazing time we live in and a really sarcastic passive-aggressive way to tell people to just fucking google shit

This post feels like my heart

kingpinnn

thelingerieaddict-deactivated20

I don’t know music, so I don’t understand what I’m looking at (though I do like it), but I just showed this to my husband, and his jaw hit the floor.

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How she do that

fightcapitalism

She just shat all over every guitar player in the top 40 with a bent guitar that’s not even tuned correctly (and missing its top e string)

fiercepierced-deactivated201602

Oh my goodness. Wow. Ive never seen something so amazing. Who is this woman?

travissmokes-deactivated2015091

Make her a superstar.

alienatedmartian

This gave me shivers.

indig3nigga

#blackgirlmagick

yourbigsisnissi

she is so cool and unbothered

i love it

#Oh my #Good feels

pr1nceshawn

rob-walks-deactivated20210614

one of my favorite shows

lovelylady-letty

#Rolemodels

#Oh my #To watch #Lol

bootsnblossoms

Tweets from Parents that Perfectly Summed up Parenting

notebelow

Aaaah I can’t wait to never have kids

vidadeputo-deactivated20190114

I can’t wait to have like 3 kids.

dafatmemelord-deactivated201702

I can’t wait to have dogs instead of kids

#looooool

svzannebrown

all that anyone needs to know about my time in japan

sushinfood

i am proud of this bear and i implore everyone applaud this man and the actual pain on his face delivering those lines for the teddy

#I haven't laughed this much all year #Oh my #Good feels

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