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My family wasn't allowed to have "Welcome" mats until I was like 10 years old because I'd get upset and told my mom I didn't want the vampires to find a loophole and use it as an invitation.

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maculategiraffe

it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good

for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade

#8's puzzles were like oh okay creepy doll for the creepy doll puzzle how sensical?#9 was terrible i loved it so much my boyband's lead is on his third or fifth comeback tour and he just needs a second to motorcycle away #from a frankenstein & his werewolves vertically up an exploding skyscraper on the ruins of a missile strike #resident evil #silent hill

oursuperadventure

The story of how we once lost Toby! This was in the first year that we had Pesto and Toby, and Stef was so worried when it happened! 🥺

(We’re pretty sure that she tucked herself into the space BEHIND a drawer because Stef was certain that he checked the drawers themselves. Needless to say, it’s been over ten years and we’ve never left a drawer slightly open since!)

This is from Cats! Our new book which is live on KS for three more days! It’s a brand new comic collection with stories that we’ve never put into comic form before!

There’s also a bunch of extra bonuses and rewards including plush keychains, socks, tees, pins and more!

Thank you so much to everyone who’s backed or shared this KS! We’re excited to show you all the finished book! 💖

#we had this happen but she was in a newly assembled captain's bed and had no idea she was missing

fishpondfish

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

catsizeddragon

can't stop reading the last part like a Clickhole headline so I made one

catchymemes

raisondetriment

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ryan-sometimes

LMAOOOO

furnishedfurnace

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

#my teen brother ate SEVEN jr bacon cheese burgers and 2 large fries - i had a salad & regular fries and had to appeal to my parents for the #right to a frosty i was also a teenager and nearly 6ft tall i think had i been raised a cis boy i could have seconds without guilt & shame #i think about that a lot because boys are allowed to eat and are encouraged because their growing bodies need it #i eat a meal a day and do 16hr fasting because they convinced me i cannot judge my own appetite #i want to eat 7 burgers 😔

abandoned-quiche

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

bloodied-dagger

* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)

* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)

* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)

* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)

#sharing an editable .doc with someone

acidtheater

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

huffylemon

johnturturro

#i liked how in true blood vampire bill went to the church to be like LOL MYTH #A CROSS IS JUST BASIC GEOMETRY #but it did hurt a bit he was just super strong - that is the vampire i would be because I tell my tattoo artist i'm fine but like am i?

victusinveritas

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orcboxer

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

#if i could talk to old therapists then perhaps i was not a pathetic simp that needs to move on and stop deluding myself because married her?#and did not need to work on feeling pretty i needed to go on t?#a lot of really fun stuff that stunted me in indecision because its easier to think i'm not looking from all angles?

shiftythrifting

#huh #star wars

elnerdo19v2

The age old question: Are they just normal wrestling? 🤼

hofessorx

angelicguy

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

#see i have had actual medical stuff and everyone has moved on so very this

sumetal

if leon kennedy was a little bug with a long proboscis it'd be called resident weevil. but he's not and it's not and i just don't know anymore

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