To give my two cents on U.S.American eurovision (statesvision?) or to live on in blissful silence and harmony with the tumblr discourse blogs….

This is my first time hearing of this and I’m going to pretend I didn’t

Good luck!!

Better yet, consume content about it exclusively through Eurovusion blogs!!

“Americans will never understand pitting neighboring countries of different cultures against each other on stage” have you ever had the pleasure of putting a new yorker and new jerseyan in the same room

Ok I just want to preface that most my sadness at the hot takes on this event are when arguments against it are based in the belief that all of the regions of the US are too similar to have “representative” or fun performances. Please leave your favorite american cultural phenomena or state rivalry below

this post means nothing to me but i can replace all of these with european countries so i support the general feeling

I’d love that

is this what it’s like living in the states?

what the FUCK is happening???

i feel every single one of these in my soul

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY