Superman is probably uncut asuming he has a human-like dong

This post has two very different energies dependent on whether you do or don’t know what the “this” in question is.

miette tripping balls on a lizard she ate is not the news i expected to wake up to today but here we are. i hope the knowledge of the cosmos bring her clarity and wisdom and an extra brain cell

Thank Dan

Nothing and mean nothing was more satisfying than stomping these ducks into an 11 layered pancake

Spicy chorizo egg sandwich

currently sobbing

yeah i’m shy but i’m not “☺️ 🥺” shy i’m “😐🧍” shy

I went to my grandma’s house, but Elon Musk opened the door, I asked him where my grandma was and he said, “I am your grandma now.”

I find it hilarious that this is tagged as a nightmare

Because it’s terrifying

This is the plot of Little Red Riding Hood