if you know me, no you dont

please please please let me get what i want september

"transfer fee" "starting fee" "convenience fee" "late fee" okay what if i beat you to a red pulp with a hammer what about that

Why did they feel the need to make a dying fish wojak

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

They also should've been garden gnomes

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

Once you exit the womb, you can use the left stick to walk around and explore your surroundings. You can press A to jump, allowing you to access higher places. Try jumping onto the doctor's cabinets

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

reblog if you make occasional posts

Sometimes I still hear my voice

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

I scream this into the heavens

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation