Alte Liebe rostet nicht.

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

Numbers don’t lie but people can sure as fuck pick and choose the numbers they give you and phrase things to make them sound like they mean things they don’t

learn fucking stats or at least how they can hurt

As a wise man once said: There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

*youtuber voice* hello youtube! have you ever seen a god die?

This should win an Oscar

They’re casting a spell

im sad and i want sex

reblog if you dont have a bra on