Sissies and Sweaters

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Well of course you wish you were a girl, just look at you- you’re a total failure as a man… of course, it’s not your fault you’re so ill-equipped to be one. You’re short, weak, effeminate, and you’re naturally submissive - and such qualities make it impossible for you to feel masculine. So really, you’d be much better off as a girl. Then you might actually be able to get dates, and if you work really hard at pleasing them, maybe even a boyfriend- wouldn’t that be so nice? Having a big, strong man to take charge of you, tell you what to do, how to behave, and even what to think? You’d be such a good girl for him, wouldn’t you? Tell you what, how about I lend you this cute pink sweater to wear- it’s super soft and girly, and it’ll help you feel as feminine as you look. I’ll even match it up with a cute little skirt and let you try my perfume- Then when the guys get here, you’ll be, umm, shall we say, ready for their attention? How does that sound?