Laters Gators

unmute for the unfathomable sounds of mankind being shamed

the only thing the video game industry hates more than piracy is making video games

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

The trouble with certain shows and their very intelligent fans is that the latter are doing PhD level dissertations on a coloring book for toddlers

#and with shows that could actually withstand PhD level dissertations #the fans show up like why is this complicated why is it not a coloring book for toddlers (via @ariaste)

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

This is essential nothing I’m doing.

ok that's enough summer, we can head into autumn now

the project hail mary universe is one of the only ones out there where orpheus turning around actually saved eurydice btw

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels