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maidthings

disembowling a clowngirl and I'm trying to yank out her intestines but they just keep coming. its been 30 minutes and there's no end in sight. she's laughing at me

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Vorja Sánchez (Spanish, based Barcelona, Spain) - Interventions series, Photography, Photo Drawings

kleefkruid

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

kppigpen

I hope this is a universal cat owner experience. Every single night he begs me to turn the sun back on so he can watch birds on the balcony. I tell him no, I cannot do that.

But I can turn lights on and off in the house and he's fairly certain I'm just not applying myself properly here.

dr-paine

You know damn well that can't just stay in the tags

willgrahamscock

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

infectiouspiss

lets make music together 🫴

bluehoneydragon

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c3rvida3

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

mucmucvi

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

sandersstudies

Only two ADHD tasks

1) this task will take me five minutes but I couldn’t possibly do it because I have an appointment in six hours

2) this task will take five hours but I’ll just do it first thing in the morning before I leave

tyhjantoimitusjohtaja-blog

Oho

butyoutoldmeiwasfunny

heroofthe13thday

Last 2 are Dungeon Meshi and Shrek

threeeyedharemp3

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

vetchtibbles

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

threeeyedharemp3

stop it i was trying to be gothic

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ashstfu

*finishes reading a full book in 3 hours* who am i

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your favourite character from said book now next question

ashstfu

next question: the number of pupils in school A is equal to half the number of pupils in school B. the ratio of the boys in school A and the boys in school B is 1:3 and the ratio of the girls in school A and the girls in school B is 3:5. the number of boys in school B is 200 higher than the number of boys in school A. find the number of boys and girls in each school.

solve it

ghacharghochar

A: 100 boys, 300 girls

B: 300 boys, 500 girls

next question?

ashstfu

under constant current electrolysis, how many coulombs would be required to reduce 2 mol of Cu to metallic copper?

decseptapril

386,000 coulombs next question?

ashstfu

a farmer plants 54 crops of broccoli and 32 crops of carrot. what is the probablity his neighbor's name is jessica?

decseptapril

the probability is around 818 066/382 200 000 or around 0,2 if he lives in the united states. next question

ashstfu

i'm blocking you

abernathyvalois

I am creating a life i don’t want to run from i am creating a life i don’t want to run from i am creating a life i don’t want to run from

charlesoberonn

Victor Frankenstein trying to manifest success on his second attempt.

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sosuperawesome

Johanna Puhl on Instagram

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It’s almost Passover :)

miss-sweetpotato

This has no right being this funny

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adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

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