It could be rainbows and Unicorns

  "I’m not two. And I like stir fry. It isn’t as good as curly fries, but I like it. So no worries there. You baked a cake?"

"I did…just for you. Why, you not like cake or something?"

"No I love cake. I just didn’t know you know how to bake. So, thank you."

"My sister taught me. And you’re welcome."

Brooklyn smiled. “What kind of cake?”

"Chocolate."

"My favorite"

  "I’m not two. And I like stir fry. It isn’t as good as curly fries, but I like it. So no worries there. You baked a cake?"

"I did…just for you. Why, you not like cake or something?"

"No I love cake. I just didn’t know you know how to bake. So, thank you."

"My sister taught me. And you’re welcome."

Brooklyn smiled. "What kind of cake?"

  "I’m not two. And I like stir fry. It isn’t as good as curly fries, but I like it. So no worries there. You baked a cake?"

"I did…just for you. Why, you not like cake or something?"

"No I love cake. I just didn't know you know how to bake. So, thank you."

"You don’t have to try. You are cool"

"I know…I just wanted to hear you say it. I’ve been cool for years."

"Only because you met daddy."

"You’re dad’s about as cool as a packet of Ranch dip. He learned everything from me."

"In your dreams Hale. In your dreams."

"You just keep believing that. And you’re gonna eat this stir fry…or no cake after dinner."

"I'm not two. And I like stir fry. It isn't as good as curly fries, but I like it. So no worries there. You baked a cake?"

"You don’t have to try. You are cool"

"I know…I just wanted to hear you say it. I’ve been cool for years."

"Only because you met daddy."

"You’re dad’s about as cool as a packet of Ranch dip. He learned everything from me."

"In your dreams Hale. In your dreams."

"You don’t have to try. You are cool"

"I know…I just wanted to hear you say it. I’ve been cool for years."

"Only because you met daddy."

"You keep taking like that and I’m not making you any dinner."

"See?!"

"What? That’s not grumpy, that’s annoyed."

"You can’t take a joke. You need to chill out a lot."

"I’m chill. I’m cool…right?"

"…yeah Derek. You’re cool."

"Thank god…I try to be be cool y’know?"

"You don't have to try. You are cool"

"You keep taking like that and I’m not making you any dinner."

"See?!"

"What? That’s not grumpy, that’s annoyed."

"You can’t take a joke. You need to chill out a lot."

"I’m chill. I’m cool…right?"

"...yeah Derek. You're cool."

"You keep taking like that and I’m not making you any dinner."

"See?!"

"What? That’s not grumpy, that’s annoyed."

"You can't take a joke. You need to chill out a lot."

"You keep taking like that and I’m not making you any dinner."

"See?!"

"How about something sort of healthy?"

"….so pizza? It has something from every food group."

"Uh no, try stir fry."

"With soy sauce? Oh I can make pot stickers and egg rolls!"

"Yeah. But how about we try stir fry and rice…maybe noodles?"

"Alright, alright. Fine. Stir fry. With rice."

"And no meat…well maybe some meat. Okay a lot of meat. Red meat."

"Yeah I limit your healthy food binge at no meat. That’s only a half step above tofu."

"If I don’t have meat I get grumpy."

"You get grumpy if you blink the wrong way."

"No I don’t! I’m not as grumpy as most people."

"Correct. You're grumpier."

"How about something sort of healthy?"

"….so pizza? It has something from every food group."

"Uh no, try stir fry."

"With soy sauce? Oh I can make pot stickers and egg rolls!"

"Yeah. But how about we try stir fry and rice…maybe noodles?"

"Alright, alright. Fine. Stir fry. With rice."

"And no meat…well maybe some meat. Okay a lot of meat. Red meat."

"Yeah I limit your healthy food binge at no meat. That’s only a half step above tofu."

"If I don’t have meat I get grumpy."

"You get grumpy if you blink the wrong way."