I cannot be bothered to update my theme/profile

happy pride

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

women on women action 😍😍😍 (←they are trying to kill each other)

some of you would be a lot happier if you didn't use 4chan words

if you ever wanna see how many people on tumblr have a wizard url all you have to do is make a post about wizards. they'll come

they'll also reblog the post

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It would be funny if we were introduced to a vast galaxy of alien life and the blue whale was still the largest animal ever discovered. Like that’s the biggest life has ever gotten. That would be fucked. The blue whale is just the craziest animals would get even with the introduction of a seemingly infinite number of new species. Would you be disappointed or celebrate the enormity of our homegrown big ass creature?