I cannot be bothered to update my theme/profile

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

I understand that you were aiming for a morally grey protagonist, but in practice what you've ended up with is more of a moral beige.

i sometimes miss being a completely naive novice programmer when i was like 13. never cache anything. recalculate everything every frame. endless faith in the computer. this thing can update 786,432 pixels 60 times per second surely it's got time for my bullshit

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

Do not think otherwise. I am your eternal rival, I hate you to the bitter end, even if I instinctively clung to your arm during the scary drop on the roller coaster,

gay men brought back 70s mustaches, lesbians brought back 80s mullets, and now straight dudes are just walking around with both thinking they stumbled onto this styling choice by accident. say the line meryl (cerulean sweater monologue but specifically about how gay culture creates taste)

they need to start making epileptic-safe versions of movies and music videos and video games and I'm dead fucking serious

there is actually literally 0 reason you can justify for not having an epileptic safe version unless you are making a very specific kind of thing. epileptics deserve to enjoy the art you make

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

@silly-signs

Official happy birthdae gay people

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat