look at all these chickens

Just because you lost me as a friend doesn’t mean you gained me as an enemy, I’m bigger than that, I still want to see you eat, just not at my table.

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

Cainceled 

Gender affirming surgery of give me elf ears

Gender affirming surgery of give me vampire fangs

Gender affirming surgery of give me teifling horns

congratulations you are now a homestuck troll

This is the worst possible reply to this post have a horrible day

Doctor Clown

(nodding) Doctor Clown.

batman comic arcs are so mindlessly dark all the time. “the killing joke” “death in the family” “batman’s grave” how about “batman has a nice fucking day for once” huh? “batman chills the fuck out and spends some time with his kids” “batman and the relaxing picnic” “batman has a really good cup of tea and its not poisoned or drugged because he’s been stressed lately” huh???? what about that, assholes.

prepare to die